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Caleb

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About Me

I am the rock god jesus, son of awesome, I am defined as "all that is man", i spend my time killing people with my awesome guitar skills, then i pille thier bones up untill it creates a mountian,..... and that is about it.... yeah.... pretty god damn cool if you aks me....... yeah, by the way, i'm not an asshole like this whole thing makes me apear... i'm just really sarcastic... yeah.... but um... i'm in two rockalisios bands, aphelion pheonix, and one that has changed thier name at every show, but we've played at sammys alot, and we rocked the open mics at meads like a year ago, and we played at the state fair, so yeah, that band....other than that i pretty much spend most of my time with my supertastic girlfriend sabrina!img src="http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3628/logoblack2tu.jp g"

My Interests

um... guitars, rocking, funk.... i love funk....i love playing guitar..... sooooooooooo much..... i have a les paul and a jackson soloist. i'm pretty pumped about that... um, i like driving my sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet green 85' ford ranger with a huge daisy on the hood... yeah.... um... i like being smart too, yeah, i dont even care what you think about me, i like math, there, i said it. guitar is probably the best invention know to man.... or... anything for that matter my freaking jackson you heathens

I'd like to meet:

A cute little dinosaur that i can keep as a pet/best friend

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Music:

Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, 3 inches of blood, dio, rainbow, grab snatch, aphelion pheonix, all classic rock, i'd name them, but there is like.... 2678967849023784923667859236789234 billion of them. bruce dickenson, KISS, p-funk, George Clinton, the morph, lamb of god, dragonforce, c o b, Rhapsody...of fire, and lots more

Movies:

anything that is funny... i love funnyness

Television:

anything that is funny... i love funnyness

Books:

anything that is funny... i love funnyness

Heroes:

ME! bruce dickenson, jimmy page, dave murry, bob dylan, neil young, anyone from dragonforce, dave mustaine... he has the coolest hair ever, no joke, it is awesome!