BASIC CABLE |
Sulking slowly through the darkness.
My Apartment has become a Jungle.
Trying to figure;
Am I the Hunted - or the Hunter?
The Television is the only thing that Lives.
It tells me what to ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:31:00 GMT |
sie hat keine Augen |
I woke up this morning with a girl inside of my head. She was moaning sweet love and whispering softly into my ear.She was dying a beautiful death. Coffee.I need it. Something to jolt me back int...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:31:00 GMT |
Hell Through a Windshield |
I was born just about the same time the Drive-In Theater was on the brink of going the way of the dinosaurs.
Most of my obsession with the Drive-In was brought about compliments of one fantast...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:31:00 GMT |
Auntie Em asphyxiated herself. |
This past weekend, my beautiful main Slut and I sat down on the couch with tubs fulla popcorn and watched "The Wizard of Oz" This is one of my favorite flicks of all time...and one that I usually avoi...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:31:00 GMT |
Inside of Me...........Deep Inside of Me |
It's Wabbit Season!!!
Firt of all, I wanna thank all you victims out there for being kewler than kewl with me and putting up with my borderline insanity...you guys fucking ROCK!
Not to s...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:31:00 GMT |
The Abortion Woman |
The first time I saw the Abortion Woman she was standing on a street corner throwing up all over herself. She wiped her mouth once she was through, leaned over and picked up the baby doll that was sit...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
Burger King Satan |
I'm sitting here trying to push out a winner.
I've been on the toilet most of the night...but, like the Man said...I paid a dime and only farted.
(am I gonna die on the Crapper like Elvis?)
The one th...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
Give them Blood. |
Blood.
No matter how much you try it just won't wash out.
I've tried Tide, Extra Fuck! Even Clorox just leaves a yellow stain behind.
Perhaps I should just leave it&isn't th...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
...am I good enough 4 you? |
Howdy! Hi!! Hello!!! Wicked things do cum in cute packages&
Crawl up onto my lap and let me introduce myself ~ I'm Ms. Evil Bunni Sunshine and you're officially part of my nightmare!
Ok&here'...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:31:00 GMT |
DRIVE-IN BLUES |
The Drive-In Theater.What a lost icon.What a fart in the wind.What a fucking shame.I've spent my weekend cruising empty parking lots that used to house screens and Wal-Marts that once gave us the plea...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:31:00 GMT |
