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EASTBLUFF ELITE

Shelbaby got pee'd on

About Me

X -my sn-X = The Mind of Ryan = X-my sn-X%D%AIM me.%D%A

I edited my profile with the help of Shelby's mom !

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My Interests

lacrosse, snow boarding, Girls, tacos, fashion island, hanging, hunting, fishing, kicking shelbys ass at BMX, laughing, joking, messing with people, sleeping, doing stuff with my father, buying stuff, hugs, sitting in the back of shelbys car while he and his mom fight, girls, kisses, grandma, counting money, aim, music, nachoes, crabcakes, stupid things, girls, music, warm socks, hot chocolate, snow, North Carolina, Back East, movies, movies with hot girls in them, going to movies with hot girls. going to movies that have hot girls in them, with hot girls, pizza, speggetti, filming, biking, chilling, sleeping, messing with people who are sleeping, paintballing, ambushing little kids in paintball, titty-wompass, welts, scars, microwaved burritoes, beach, body surfing, cruising, road trips, guitar, writing random blogs, girls, TV, streaking, hot baths, showers, kisses, being naked with girls,

I'd like to meet:

The amazing Joe Perry

Music:

aerosmith, misfits, metalica, metal, rock, hard rock, sublime, bob marley, Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, jimmy buffet, cool stuff, bon jovi, creed, butt hole surfers, primus, slipknot, korn, comedy, slayer, old greenday, rage against the machine, uncle kracker, led zepplen, pink floyd, rolling stones, todd snider, jack johnson, myself, death leprechauns, AFI, 2pac, snoop dog, CKY, chelvelle, queen, queens of the stoneage, hendrix, AcDc, van halen, motley crue, beatles, green jelly, spiderbait, Hives, james taylor, jimmy eat world, old blink 182, kiss, less then jake, limp bizkit, local H, lone rangers, lynyrd skynyrd, deff leopard, maryln manson, mars volta, nine inch nails, offspring, nirvana, black sabbath, black lable society, old paparoach, pearl jam, pixies, powerman 5000, proclaimers, dropkick murphys, puddle of mudd, flogging molly, radio head, romoans, red hot chilly peppers, rob zommbie, white zombies, sex pistols, the clash, stone temple piolets, system of a down, 3 doors down, the doors, tom petty, vines, violent femmes, weezer, weird al, old white stripes, who, willy nelson, and a lot more.

Movies:

Star Ship Troopers, Pooty Tang, Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1 and 2, Apocolipse Now, Scary Movie, 1,2,3, Matrix, CaddyShack, Eddie Murphy Raw, Killing them Softly, Jaws, Maria Full of Grace, Elephant, Powerangers, Goonies, Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, Along Came Polly, Meet the Parents, Point Break, Zoolander, I Spy, and a lot more.

Television:

lacrosse

Books:

Whats the point of books, isnt that what like T.V. is for.

Heroes:

Be your own hero

My Blog

The story of Bean woop

There once was one little indian boy without a home...he spend all of his days just looking for food and helping the poor. one day he died in his sleep. now on to our story. Bean-Woop was born i...
Posted by EASTBLUFF ELITE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Real Story of The Three Little Pigs

Spoken) Why don't you, sit right back, and I, I may tell you, a tale. A tale of three, little pigs, and a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF. Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hick. He spent...
Posted by EASTBLUFF ELITE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gurber the goon

There once was a goon. his name was gurber (go figure). one day gurber got really really angry because the ice cream man ran away with all the ice cream. he got so mad he ran down to the ice cream man...
Posted by EASTBLUFF ELITE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Cow look at the Blue balloon.

Ahhhhhhhhh i just wrote this long ass story about gurber the goon and now it erased and theres no undo ahhhhhhhhhh
Posted by EASTBLUFF ELITE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The brown Bannanna

There once was a brown bannanna. he was so brown that nobody liked him, exept for there middle finger. there came one day where the brown banna went hiking. he got so exited he almost shit his pants. ...
Posted by EASTBLUFF ELITE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The devistating events of The angry Onion

There once ws an angry onion that was so angry he was so angry. One time his mom kicked him out of the house and he slapped her so hard she wished he didnt slap her so hard. THen he was so angry... Ev...
Posted by EASTBLUFF ELITE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST