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About Me

About my business and very straight forward. Need people that know their purpose and worth at all times, otherwise very difficult to deal with. Im a Hairstylist by day and a Comedianne at night. I usually do both at the same time, Anybody want a Extensions and a Comedy routine ? ( Im ya girl). I find my comedy refreshing and if anything real. I take everyday situations and flip them on their humorous side and thats how I usually deal with stressful situations. Im fascinated by life and all that it has to offer, I thank God for all of his blessings because some people that were here yesterday are not here today.This past year I lost alot of important people to me, and Im going through this small storm in life...........but after turning on the t.v everyday and looking at those left confused, death consumed and back at pointe A. from the unlikes of WAR, Hurricanes and Tsunamis. I feel compelled to live out what God has destined for me, because tomorrow is not promised and in two hours it doesnt really have to be gauranteed. I encourage everyone on this mass of communication to promote Happiness and just accept people for who they are and pay your own phuckin bills. I often tell this to those who I feel worthy to hear what parts my lips ( so if your on my page I guess I'll share)..................shhhh!.......Listen Real Careful...........COMMON SENSE & GOOD INTENTION REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!If you got it already pass it along so we can all help us get everyone 100% ACT-Right Certified........nuff said and Im out
How to make a Nicky Simone
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part humour
1 part ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chelley
Birthday: August 22
Birthplace: Montclair.CA
Current Location: P-Town
Eye Color: lt brown
Hair Color: different all the time
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Sistah with alot of different blood
The Shoes You Wore Today: Strap heels
Your Weakness: Carne Asada Burrito from Tacos Jalisco
Your Fears: My kids leaving this earth before me
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra cheese, canadian bacon, olives, mushrooms & a blunt
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start touring with my comedy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Pertinent info
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank you God, lets get it
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: between 12 & 1 a.m
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grammy, she just passed this September
Pepsi or Coke: Coke with Bacardi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton, In the tea jar on the back porch
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: yessir
Do you Swear: yessir
Do you Sing: yessir
Do you Shower Daily: 3 times
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: When I turn 30
Do you want to get Married: just got out of that, but yes again
Do you belive in yourself: all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: yep, cant read in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: very much so
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, watch the lightening listening to the wave
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: got a drink right now......
In the past month have you Smoked: Does Mary count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Once again does Mary count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hellooooooo! Christmas Season
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, or just walking along and fall out
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A professional comedianne, entreprenegro
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not red
Favourite Hair Color: not blonde
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: 6'1 0r taller
Weight: big boy style
Best Clothing Style: casual/ chill/sutied & booted
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 Does mary even count as a drug? meds for me
Number of CDs I own: 200
Number of Piercings: 8 with 3 in use
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything happens good or bad for a reason...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GOD ( nuff said),OPRAH (just to pick her brain), Bill Gates ( just for the illegitimate kids) ;) Idris Elba (Epitome of Fine), David Banner ( He has to meet me at least twice before our wedding), Sommore ( I love You til the wheels fall off), Rickey Smiley, The Wayans Family Bar-B-Que, Jim Carrey, Smoke with Dave Chapelle and John Leguizamo ( I like It like That is My life!). Cornell West, and last but not least MR. GEORGE W. BUSH, nobody else just me and him and Blunt................I need to see from another angle yall.

My Blog

2048 Presidential Candidate....A D.E Rs

 So Friday October 10th, 8:30am  my boyfriend and I checked into the hospital for a scheduled induction. At first I get the usual jitters and to my suprise my other half was v...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:08:00 GMT

the baby will be here in 24 hours...

Im finally here....Im scared ....ok thats it...Let you know in 48 hours how I feel
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:57:00 GMT

OBAMA 08’ and his lifes inspiration....

Sooo.....Im 3 weeks away from my life being completely changed. I m anxious, im scared, excited...this whole pregnancy has been an emotional rollercoaster. But all worth it.I dont know if people reali...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:59:00 GMT

Happy Birthday Queen B!!!!

MY Sister, My Heart.... Today was my younger sis' 25th birthday and as we spent the day together laughing at dumb shit and dumb people, I realized that this moment , this day I will never get back. I ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:36:00 GMT

12 more weeks to go and Im eatin good...

So by far Im blessed...Besides 2 beautiful girls and my first son on the way, Im breathing and walking on my own. Ive noticed that when you least expect it God answers prayers. For instance last year ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:52:00 GMT

Everybody Needs To RElaxxxx.

I watch enough of the News to have ulcers all up and down my body. First , let me just say that I love this Blog thing cause I can reallly voice how I feel and not really give a shit after I click on ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:53:00 GMT

My God.............you are real and Iam BLESSED

9 months ago I took my child to the Doctor for a simple check-up and was told that her heart sounded off key....I didnt worry, I just played my position as Mommy and scheduled the next appointment. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:12:00 GMT

im reallly olSkool

So I went to the O'jays concert tonite....Man I could stand to do that again. Mind you I went alone, but if you would have seen the Black Love in its rare form, you would have been impressed to. I don...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:50:00 GMT

that real shit.....

Sooo I talk with different people everyday...hey what can I say Im a Hairstylist ( this is what  we do). But the most common conversatin that comes up is the Men of today and where we as people a...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:11:00 GMT

Like Water for Chocolate.......

Im that woman that your moms is proud of and impressedCause Im real and give nothing but the best Watch the game whether its Lakers or the Rams, cold Coors in handKnow my worth at all times and curren...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:31:00 GMT