About my business and very straight forward. Need people that know their purpose and worth at all times, otherwise very difficult to deal with. Im a Hairstylist by day and a Comedianne at night. I usually do both at the same time, Anybody want a Extensions and a Comedy routine ? ( Im ya girl). I find my comedy refreshing and if anything real. I take everyday situations and flip them on their humorous side and thats how I usually deal with stressful situations. Im fascinated by life and all that it has to offer, I thank God for all of his blessings because some people that were here yesterday are not here today.This past year I lost alot of important people to me, and Im going through this small storm in life...........but after turning on the t.v everyday and looking at those left confused, death consumed and back at pointe A. from the unlikes of WAR, Hurricanes and Tsunamis. I feel compelled to live out what God has destined for me, because tomorrow is not promised and in two hours it doesnt really have to be gauranteed. I encourage everyone on this mass of communication to promote Happiness and just accept people for who they are and pay your own phuckin bills. I often tell this to those who I feel worthy to hear what parts my lips ( so if your on my page I guess I'll share)..................shhhh!.......Listen Real Careful...........COMMON SENSE & GOOD INTENTION REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!If you got it already pass it along so we can all help us get everyone 100% ACT-Right Certified........nuff said and Im out
How to make a Nicky Simone
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part humour
1 part ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
Username:
Personality cocktail
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chelley
Birthday: August 22
Birthplace: Montclair.CA
Current Location: P-Town
Eye Color: lt brown
Hair Color: different all the time
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Sistah with alot of different blood
The Shoes You Wore Today: Strap heels
Your Weakness: Carne Asada Burrito from Tacos Jalisco
Your Fears: My kids leaving this earth before me
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra cheese, canadian bacon, olives, mushrooms & a blunt
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start touring with my comedy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Pertinent info
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank you God, lets get it
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: between 12 & 1 a.m
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grammy, she just passed this September
Pepsi or Coke: Coke with Bacardi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton, In the tea jar on the back porch
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: yessir
Do you Swear: yessir
Do you Sing: yessir
Do you Shower Daily: 3 times
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: When I turn 30
Do you want to get Married: just got out of that, but yes again
Do you belive in yourself: all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: yep, cant read in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: very much so
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, watch the lightening listening to the wave
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: got a drink right now......
In the past month have you Smoked: Does Mary count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Once again does Mary count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hellooooooo! Christmas Season
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, or just walking along and fall out
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A professional comedianne, entreprenegro
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not red
Favourite Hair Color: not blonde
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: 6'1 0r taller
Weight: big boy style
Best Clothing Style: casual/ chill/sutied & booted
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 Does mary even count as a drug? meds for me
Number of CDs I own: 200
Number of Piercings: 8 with 3 in use
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything happens good or bad for a reason...
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