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Kid Fistacuffs the Frankfurt Fingerblaster

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

About me, eh? Not much to say. Your average Joe…Mike actually. Just trying to get through college. Working part time at the Asbury Park Press can be de-PRESS-ing… don’t worry, you’ll laugh. Just like all jobs, it has its ups and downs. But then again, so does life… (Nice segue, if I do say so myself)Now down to the nitty-gritty …Yes ladies, that’s right, it says single... No, actually, it doesn't. It usually does. Honestly, I'm kinduv caught off guard here. Don’t look so shocked. (Note the sarcasm) I have my fair share of reasons…. THIS is where you’re supposed to look surprised … Anybody…? Bueller? … Bueller? … I like to be with my friends. I love movies. I love music. I love myself (whenever I get some privacy anyway : P)I'm still trying to figure myself, and my life, out. That's going to take some work.Like most people I tend to go through phases. So don’t be alarmed if you hear people call me “Neo” or “Zombie Mike” from time to time. Nerd by nature, Geek by trade.If anyone out there has any burning questions, AIM me at NeokillerM or ElPatchoDeSoul. E-mail me at [email protected]…? Bueller…? Bueller…?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

M. Night Shyamalan, Michio Kaku, The Dalai Lama, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds, Will Farrel, Monica Belluci, The Witchowski's, Dorks, geeks, "losers", basically anyone who's good to spend time with.And her...

My Blog

Ahoy, update

This is my Early-morning, havent slept yet so forgive me any and all grammar nazis out there for I'd rather not incur your wrath Update So yeah, things are going pretty good, albeit slow in the m...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:01:00 GMT

Alcohol and me causes hilarity to ensue

One Smirnoff tripple black, three Mike's Lime, and six shots of Tortuga Rum... dont ask, just dont ask.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Honestly...

... such a simply over-used adjective.  So  "honestly" tell me what you think of me.  Good... Bad... ...and everything in between. Whether we're friends on MySpace, in real ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Do Something...

Darfur has been embroiled in a deadly conflict for over three years.  At least 400,000 people have been killed; more than 2 million innocent civilians have been forced to flee their homes and now...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Knives, Guns, and Porn

NeoKillerM (10:24:10 AM): whats crackin? LaTeR DaZzZe (10:24:33 AM): Nothing yo LaTeR DaZzZe (10:24:43 AM): got to start gettin ready for the day NeoKillerM (10...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:59:00 GMT

Yeah, completely gay

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:17:00 GMT

Happy New Years bitches

A relatively uneventful New Years as fars as they go.  Stopped by Sabbit's, danced to "It's Raining Men"... Don't ask.  Headed over to Doug's place in time for the ball to drop.  Ran ba...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:34:00 GMT

In case you missed the bulletin...

Grow up and get a fucking clue, not everyone wants to bang your girlfriend. I figured the fact the song was "It's Raining Men" would be a red flag that I fit into the catagory of those who DEFINATELY ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 00:24:00 GMT

I'm done

So yeah, I'm out.  Moved out, kicked out... call it whatever you want.  I'm done with the bullshit. ... let's see where this goes.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:39:00 GMT

a little bit of advice...

If you're just about over losing the love of your life, DON'T HIT THE BOTTLE!!!   even if you figure it'll take the edge off whatever little anxietly you have left.   you'll end up pouring s...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:26:00 GMT