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DaMonk

He Who Stands On Toilet is High on Pot...

About Me


First a most of all, I'm not a big fan of our President but I am lucky as hell to be born and raised in the United States of America. I was also born on the 4th of July, 1983. I have one Brown eye and the other is half Before I say any of this I would like to throw my whole two cents out there and say that I am against the war, just like everyone else should be. Uhhmmmm, ok that's about it!I am a single father who raises his son as best as a man can! He is going to be a little pimp when he grows up. He will be three years old December 21st! (same as Dirka's!). He is a splitting image of me so if you think I'm cute, get a load of my lil man, he's a doll. He is also a well-mannered lil man and very smart. He loves to play with boys and girls his age and he needs more friends too. At any age you can never have too many friends!Other than me trying as best as I can to be family oriented my son stays most of the time with my mother to ensure that he get's taken care of as best as possible. As long as I give him the best education, clothing, toys, and the best love a daddy can give he will be a fine young man, hopefully.Right now I am currently living on my own in Independence with my roomie Dustin . This guy I've gone to school in Grain Valley with from 4th grade 'til I got out and got my GED, I got it before everyone graduated, isn't that awseome? Well, I thought it was cool. I've been to college many times and I still don't know what I really really really want to do. I've gone there for Computer Science, Fire Fighting, did some training on Inbevesting mutual funds, Prepayed Legal, Debt Consolidation, Life Insurance, and a whole lotta stuff. I guess I'm somewhat of a jobwh0r3 when it comes to the job deal. But most of all and what really matters is I am happy doing what I do everyday! Playing with my son when I have him sometimes and then in my free time I just love to jam out, go out dancing, meet new people and get them drunk awhile I'm gettin drunk, being in big crowds, playin gigs, watching other local bands, and WELL DAMNIT I'm just a party/people person. I love to go out to Westport and go bar hopping, it's pretty damn fun because you can figure out where you wanna get shitfaced before you actually do that. I love going out there to Westport!
Name: Brandon Christopher Ryan
Birthday: July 4th, 1983
Birthplace: Independence, MO
Current Location: Independence, MO
Eye Color: Left Eye: Half Blue/Half Brown Right: Just Brown
Hair Color: Black/Brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I'm good with both :)
Your Heritage: Irish (an excuse for my binge drinking), Greek (I gotta shave constantly!), Jewish (the only excuse I have for my huge nose)
The Shoes You Wore Today: I've been bearfoot or in socks since I've been outta bed.
Your Weakness: My Lover and My Son, they can make me for just about anything even If I don't wanna. :)
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Waldos with the ricotta cheese and shit!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meeting some cool new people and getting the band gigging ('07)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sup h03!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck I need to brush my teeth! What was I drinking?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Blue/sometimes green/Brown Left Eye is Killer.
Your Bedtime: From 8pm-5am. Shit! When I pass out I guess.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being very little going on vacations with my entire family.
Pepsi or Coke: The chinese waitresses say, "Pessie"? *HUH? "Pssiie"? *Ok, that sounds good :) It always sounds like pussy, just thought I'd throw that in there.
MacDonalds or Burger King: How bout no! NEITHER!
Single or Group Dates: Well when I'M single I want a single date but if we hook up, we might wanna double date. Sometimes those are fun too but ultimately being w/ your date by yourself is where you wanna end up unless you're hangin out w/ some people who want to have a sexy party.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Home Green Tea - DUH!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cap-a-hoe
Do you Smoke: Smoke What?
Do you Swear: Do I swear? Have you met me? At least I try not to in front of my elders and little people (Oh shit, to me Politically Correct I think I mean Dwarves or something but dwarves carry axes and shit, hmmm). No I dont swear... much.
Do you Sing: Out my nose!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah unless I'm scrubbin.. haha get it? That was dumb.
Have you Been in Love: Once for sure, maybe twice.
Do you want to go to College: I'd like to finish it actually.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Of course I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Haha, kinda. Even when I'm having sex. haha!
Do you think you are Attractive: At times I think I'm a stud.
Are you a Health Freak: Im a hypocritical heath nut! I drink and smoke somtimes and then I get good so it's all f*'d up.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, except my mom is crazy. But so am I.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: If it makes a sound I'll tweak it out and make music out of it.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Last Night (default)
In the past month have you Smoked: Last Night (default)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is pot considered a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Now why would I wanna keep updating this question?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I fucking hate that place! But yeah I go there to get clothes and visit Santa.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I love it!!! Eel is my favorite! Phili rolls are too! Dont eat the Surf Clam! It's impossible!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: The last g/f left me. Literally. Woke up/Goodbye kinda thing but I'm good.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Well I didn't get caught (default) haha!
Ever been Drunk: Most of the time.. Probably am now and I leave it like that.
Ever been called a Tease: Plenty of times. Ok that's a lie.
Ever been Beaten up: It's been awhile since I've had a good ass kicking...
Coolest Place You Ever Had Sex: In a church! ;o)
How do you want to Die: In a plane crash like all musicial legends.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: On Tour
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam - DUH!
What I like in a Lady..
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Burnette
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder Length
Height: Around my height
Weight: Everything in porportion sound nice :)
Best Clothing Style: Californian, Punkish, Prep, Grunge, Original Shit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have no room to talk.
Number of CDs I own: I don't care I have an MP3 Player in my car, I'll burn whatever you want.
Number of Piercings: Not too many but ones in the right place where I know how to use them ;)
Number of Tattoos: A couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: It's in your passed, move on! Besides mine is probably worse :)
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My Interests

I love being in this kick ass band GelTab ! We are a trippy combo of industrial break beating mellow synth gravitating waving up and down at a rate spontanious to the human ear that will wake the dead flesh off your non showered body. Oh yeah I play guitar, sing very little..Every chance I get I go to see some of my favorite local bands and even some other known and signed bands, but my favorite is to support the local music scene.I also like to make short movies and entertain as many people as I can. I guess I'm the center of attention and that's ok with me as long as I don't watch the video of 'tarded all me being 'tard happy while falling down stairs. But it's all fun and games I guess.

I'd like to meet:

Raven Riley , Jenna Jameson, Nadja Peulen, Gwen Stefanie, Mia, and Marisa from Top Chef! She's everything you'd want combined in one! Marisa - If you're going to be in my dreams make a move or let me eat what you cook you tease!Happppy FUCKING EASTER BITCHES!

Music:

Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, The Hunger, Pitchshifter, Seether, Celldweller, Marilyn Manson (mechanical animals is my favorite), NiN, Orgy, Deadsy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kanye West, Gravity Kills, Machine Head (mostly The Burning Red), Muse, Korn (Self Titled & Life is Peachy is more my type of Korn), Sound and the Fury (local Kansas City band that kicks some ass), Skinny Puppy (I prefer them in concert), Stabbing Westward, Kottonmouth Kings (some of it), Bloodhound Gang (their shit is pimp), Coal Chamber (Music), FlyleafI can't believe I'm saying it but Alien Ant Farm. Oh shiiieetettteteetttt! AND EWF! *smack*

Movies:

Run Ronny Run [hey! who stole this from me?], Super Troopers, Beerfest, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Ark, Harold and Kumar Gos to White Castle, Dirty Love, Drugstore Cowboy, Alice In Wonderland, The Crow (first one only), Back to the Future [all three], And just f*cked up movies in general. Just added: Singles and Ark.

Television:

Rescue Me, Family Guy, Yo Mama, Weeds, Top Cook, and

Books:


.. I scored as Quagmire. Glen Quagmire the neighbors of the Girffin's and good friend of Peter. Hilarious character that always thinks about sex. Who else but quagmire.

Quagmire


75%

Lois Griffin


63%

Brian Griffin


63%

Peter Griffin


50%

Stewie Griffin


50%

Cleveland


38%

Joe


25%

Meg Griffin


25%

Chris Griffin


0%
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Heroes:

My grandpa (Was a Hard Working Man), My grandmother (who passed away nov 24th, '04) her wiseness rubbed off on me. And all the est. 343 firefighters and paramedics killed 9/11 along with other brave firefighters and police officers who put their lives on the line everyday. Hats off Grandma! I made you proud! Or at least I make you proud, let you down, and make you proud again! And last but not least my mom because she is a wonderful person and I'm still trying to understand her like most women in my life.

My Blog

Subject Smubject

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!  A friend of mine (YOU KNOW WHO YOU FUCKING ARE) owes me $300 and I haven't bothered HER at all for it and it's been over a year.  But when it comes to me asking he...
Posted by DaMonk on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

Crazy ASS Myspace H0es and 80's Dance Pics!

Kinda sucks being in a band on myspace (even if you dont have any lives gigs much) because of the stupid hoes that are on here.  I am happy to say that I finally got a weird bitch off my ass with...
Posted by DaMonk on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST

Awards of '06

And the Awards Go To: 1) Drinking Buddy of The Year? Dustin Leisner, an average of 8 5ths of Crown/2 1.75 of Crown/ a month.  Don't try this at home. 2) Lifetime service award? Johnathan Lightfo...
Posted by DaMonk on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST

Wrapping Up 2006...

All in all 2006 wasn't all that bad.  It kinda reminded me of another year awhile back.  I didn't get out in the water near as much as I wanted to, didn't get to play any real gigs, didn't g...
Posted by DaMonk on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

11 Myspace Rules

11 Unspoken Rules for MyspaceI think they should be enforced!1. If you..'re ugly, stop acting like you don..'t know it. The caption under your picture that says "Me Being Sexy" doesn..'t convince anyo...
Posted by DaMonk on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

My Ass

Ok, my ass is on the internet....
Posted by DaMonk on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

About a Girl

I need an easy friend I do, With an ear to lend I do, Think you fit this shoe I do, Won't you have a clue Take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night free ...I do I'm ...
Posted by DaMonk on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

zit on eye lid

Has anyone ever gotten a zit on your eye lid? It fuckin hurts don't do it!
Posted by DaMonk on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:34:00 PST

RIP

I don't do blogs at all... But one of my very good friends died this morning and her name is Michelle Kent. I met her at Blue River in Independence. I remember we used to let lose after class out...
Posted by DaMonk on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:11:00 PST