Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ruckus
Birthday: a long time ago
Birthplace: the gates of hell
Current Location: same as above
Eye Color: fuck you
Hair Color: can't you see past looks and just except me for who i am
Height: i am very tall, i said VERY TALL
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed monday through friday however on the weekends it's a totaly deferent story
Your Heritage: beer "hhmmmmmmm"
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dont need shoes because i'm too strong for that
Your Weakness: lack of beer
Your Fears: lack of beer
Your Perfect Pizza: one with a lot of beer on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drink beer in every state
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: can i have some beer
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need a beer
Your Best Physical Feature: it was my 6 pack but now i'm starting to get a beer gut so now i'll go with your boobs
Your Bedtime: when i'm done drinking or when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: you don't miss memories you miss the event "stupid"
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck fastfood
Single or Group Dates: i enjoy dating both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i really, really like booz
Chocolate or Vanilla: i don't like schnaps it's too sweet
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: me, are you kidding?
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: if by sing you mean give the middle finger to small children then yes
Do you Shower Daily: i usually shower on a day
Have you Been in Love: yes, once for about 5 min back in 1968
Do you want to go to College: everyone is so concerned with going to college so they can spend several years trying to get out
Do you want to get Married: only if she's rich and dosn't mind me drinking
Do you belive in yourself: i have an amazing tolerance
Do you get Motion Sickness: not if i remember to put one foot on the floor
Do you think you are Attractive: only when you drink
Are you a Health Freak: absolutely
Do you get along with your Parents: i'm 20 what the fuck do you think
Do you like Thunderstorms: they scare me a little
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, /the bottle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: fuck no, i am way too mature to drink
In the past month have you Smoked: hay i said i don't have a problem ok, so quit fucking with me
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i have not ever been on drugs but i have had the been in me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: suprisingly yes. she must have been drunk too
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i'm 86ed from the mall. i don't remember why
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: that's none of your god damned business
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup, and it was damn good
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, unless you count dancing on the bar at woody's
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, i'm against being dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's fucking winter
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not me persay. benny is an asshole
Ever been Drunk: no never
Ever been called a Tease: i've called a lot of things but never a tease
Ever been Beaten up: no, but i am planing on going to irland and sterting a bar fight when i'm there
Ever Shoplifted: statuite of limitations prevents me from answering this question honestly
How do you want to Die: guns ah blazzin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't wanna grow up i wanna be a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: milwaukee
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: shaved
Short or Long Hair: blond
Height: at least 3 feet tall
Weight: no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style:
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