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Toni

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About Me

I AM NUMBER ONE..... Two is not a winner and three noone remembers.....

Get this video and more at MySpace.com ..

My Interests

PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com Me, Me, and Me... Oh yeah, cant forget Josh too,
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my ancestors too, let them know how they made perfection possible!

HowManyOfMe.com

There is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?
The real me, somehow she gets lost within my insanity.........
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You? ..!

Music:

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Get PimpedAnything that I can personally sing at the top of my lungs and sound worse than the HUNG guy.....
Your Stripper Song Is
She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D.

"Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!"

You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that. What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

Drop Dead Fred... Dog poo, Dog poo Doggy Doggy Dog Poo!!!!!

Television:

Homer Is a HOTTIE............. AAAAHHHHHH HOMERRRRR........DOH


Myspace Layouts

Books:


Myspace Codes

What makes you think I read.... Didnt they tell you it was dangerous for you to think....
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

Heroes:



http://www.myheritage.comAnybody who saves anyone or anything from harm.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You? ..

My Blog

Depression rears its ugly head.

So normally I am no sourpuss, but I suppose time has changed. I have never been down in the dumps, and normally do not understand my friends and family that become this way from time to time. I am alt...
Posted by Toni on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

I did it !!!!

I chopped it off!!!!!! My hair is short...... I thought she would never get  done cutting and it got to the point I had to tell her to stop. I feel bald but not ugly..I am waaaayyyyy to sexy for ...
Posted by Toni on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

Hitlers Karma.

So my brother was right. I do have Hitlers karma. I got a really good job in November, making good money. Guess what I got a call last night after I was home from work and was told not to return to wo...
Posted by Toni on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST

Got this from a friend super silly!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1144705017 could not help it enjoy!Scrooge....http://www.scroogeyourself.com/?id=11448090 90   THanks Josh your a riot.....
Posted by Toni on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:54:00 PST

Fuck the FLU.

Get your flu shots, because if not you will be just like me. I have been sick since Sunday of last week. Started to feel the sickness on Friday of that week. I am coughing so much I think I have abs u...
Posted by Toni on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:12:00 PST

I am about as interesting as a toothpic...

I am sick.... Wahoo to sleeping miserably in bed all day, wahoo to having to figure out what bills get paid and which will have to go unpaid. I hate being sick, and more than that I hate employer...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

Random ramblings of an Insane Biaatch.... (me)

To start off... Whooopty Fucking doooo people. I have come to the conclusion. I am delusional... Yes I said it, and you know what I like it better this way. If you love me you would stop trying to mak...
Posted by Toni on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

Some butter and a muffin please.

I have started a new job yet again, you would think I like jumping from one thing to another.. Hold on, that reflects me with men too... Wait did I just figure something out a...
Posted by Toni on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

Whats more important than me???

OK its late and I have been up for a few hours... My youngest is at her dads and I have been chatting online.. I don't do that much anymore.I love people in general. I have realized that I don't know&...
Posted by Toni on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:36:00 PST

I dont drink enough,

I have been meaning to blog for a while now but im lazy.... I have had yet another fucked up dream. I have a friend and I w.o.w. with him quite a bit. He leads and I follow, I know that...
Posted by Toni on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST