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About Me

Warning: this profile has been proven to cause hysterical fits of laughter in laboratory rats. But only Black Rats (Rattus rattus) and Brown Rats (Rattus norvegicus), not Kangaroo rats or North American pack rats. Nor rats such as the Bandicoot rat (Bandicota bengalensis) which are murine rodents related to true rats, but are not members of the genus Rattus. Polynesian rats were not exposed to this profile, so no medical results could be determined at this time. Rats were also exposed to this profile's numerous blogs, resulting in hair loss and bladder dysfunction.Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough to view this profile. Women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant are advised not to expose themselves to this profile for extended periods of time.Do not view this profile while driving or while operating heavy machinery as uncontrollable fits of laughter may cause serious injury or even death.See our ad in this weeks 'FUNNIEST PROFILES OF MYSPACE' magazine for more details.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GWM seeking GWM. Must be smart, funny, articulate, and a total sci-fi/horror movie geek nerd. Must love cats. Must be creative, whether that be in writing/drawing/painting/blogging/or photography. Must be atheist or tolerant of atheistic/paganistic views of religion/spirituality. Must be a practicing nudist, both at home and socially. Must prefer quiet 'movie nights' at home to going out to noisy bars/dance clubs. Must be addicted to CNN and be current affairs/politically minded. Must love all kinds of music. Must think that 'beautiful home decorations' mean movie posters on every inch of available wall space. Must also be addicted to coffee, sweets, and MySpace. Must love pizza, fajitas, watermelon,and any/all kinds of salads. Must hate all fish/seafood. Must be a night owl and prefer late night to early morning. Must prefer reading books over watching TV and must hate the current 'celebrity culture' of worshipping talentless, brainless, self-destructive females or homicidal, delinquent thugs posing as sports stars. Must love Stephen King and Halloween and not mind horror/ghost/vampire decorations around the apartment all year round. Must love the first 3 Star Wars and hate the last 3 Star Wars. Must wear at least a size 12 or 13 shoe (because you know what they say) but will consider a size 10 or 11.Really. Is THAT too much to ask for? lol

My Blog

MY GOD, WHAT IF WE WERE REALLY WRONG ABOUT MICHAEL?

MY GOD, WHAT IF WE WERE REALLY WRONG ABOUT MICHAEL?So a funny thing happened to me while I sat watching the Michael Jackson memorial service at the Staples Center yesterday: I cried and cried. Why is ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:37:00 GMT

In Space No One Can Hear You Scream: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

In Space No One Can Hear You Scream: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"In 1979, I was just eleven-year-old boy who thought that outer space was a pretty darned safe place.  After all, Star Wars taught me that friendly...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:28:00 GMT

DEFENDING WHALES- or, Why Not ALL Sea Pirates Are Bad

DEFENDING WHALES- or, Why Not ALL Sea Pirates Are BadHey gang! How are you today? Doing good here...just felt like blogging after something I caught on Larry King Live last night...I've never really c...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:49:00 GMT

THE RIGHT'S HATE AND THE RIGHT TO HATE

THE RIGHT'S HATE AND THE RIGHT TO HATEThe subject of this blog has been on my mind for quite a while now. I have started it several times before but deleted what I'd written because I didn't feel I ha...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:29:00 GMT

STILL MARCHING IN L.A. -A PHOTOBLOG

STILL MARCHING IN L.A. -A PHOTOBLOGSo. Tuesday morning. 9:30am. Half an hour until the California Supreme court announces its decision on whether it has elected to repeal or uphold the anti-gay marria...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 23:39:00 GMT

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD..A PHOTO BLOG

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD..A PHOTO BLOGHey gang! how's it going? well, I had a pretty fun day yesterday. I woke up, had some coffee, read through my emails on MySpace and Facebook, had some more c...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:20:00 GMT

THE DRAMATIC IMPLOSION OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

THE DRAMATIC IMPLOSION OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTYNASA just released a photo of the oldest natural phenomenom ever seen in the known universe: an enormous star that exploded over thirteen billion years ag...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:08:00 GMT

OF BULLIES and BULLETS: A COLUMBINE ANNIVERSARY

OF BULLIES and BULLETS: A COLUMBINE ANNIVERSARYApril 20, 1999.  Littleton, Colorado. (skip past the first 35 seconds of the clip) ..clip from "BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE" by Michael MooreIt wa...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 10:06:00 GMT

LARRY'S 'TWISTED EASTER' BLOG!

LARRY'S 'TWISTED EASTER' BLOG!Happy Easter, Everybody!I remember growing up, my mother used to LOVE to have Easter egg hunts around the house and outside, weather permitting, every Easter morning. She...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:28:00 GMT

Why is America Becoming Less Religious?

"So," my mother says over the phone in her best matter-of-fact voice, "Your brother tells me you're an atheist now."."Yeah," I respond.  "I just blogged about it.""Oh, brother...how could I have raise...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:45:00 GMT