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Jason

I am here for Friends

About Me

Jason is an aging hipster. Except he was never a young hipster. Or hip at all, for that matter. Other than when he was a two-year-old and dressed in outfits that could be labeled: Roller-Derby Disco Dude or Saturday Night Fever Forever. Since then, it’s mostly been a stream of grays and blues and blacks intended to make him blend in, but that really make him stand out as the human Eeyore that he is. His friends were always Tiggers. Why couldn’t he have been Tigger? Why? But that’s okay, spending time with Tigger will suffice. And so now he simply writes about the exciting things that Tigger does.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friendly folks.

My Blog

Best.Blog.Ever

Everyone should stop spending time on the Rupert Murdoch-owned myspace and check out the middleCoast.Holla.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 23:19:00 GMT

my left shoe

seriously, what the fuck? why does my left shoe always always always come untied? these fucking kenneth cole black dress shoes that i paid way too much money for that i don't even like but have to wea...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:22:00 GMT

goodbye dear friend, i barely new you; or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the beard

goodbye, my beard. it's been a good ride, but it's time for you to go. you've brought smiles, warmth, and, most enjoyably, conversation. who knew the beard would be such a conversation starter? every...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:09:00 GMT

no longer a virgin

at blogging. no longer a virgin at blogging. despite my attempts to deny the existence of blogs, i stand here, blogging. like text messaging, i failed to believe/understand the relevance. but after re...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 13:05:00 GMT