I'd like to meet:

God and ask him why he takes all the good people of the world and leaves the wicked like me.
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding

100%

Jigsaw

80%

Hannibal Lecter

80%

Candyman

70%

Freddy Krueger

65%

Jason Voorhees

65%

Michael Myers

60%

Leatherface

60%

Pinhead

45%

Buffalo Bill

40%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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First Name: Joseph (you wouldn't know that)
Middle Name: Brian
Birthday: 7/2/84
Eyes: Pretty
Hair: normal un-combed
Fav color: black and purple
Day/Night: night with a hint of day
Fave Food: im fat I like them all
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Like what SpiderMan or something?
Do you like anyone? yep
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? i don't have many
Who's the loudest? Zac
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Thomas, Zac Thomas
Who's the shyest: Shy, My Friends???
Are you close to any family members? does my cat count (yes i have a cat and yes i hate all cats but mine)
When you cried the most: When My Father died
What's the best feeling in the world: SE ... umm going to church
Worst Feeling: probally going to church
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: moon
Let's run through: run hell i don't run
Let's look at the:
What a nice: genital region
Where did all the: good girls go
Why can't you: do it like your sister
Silly, little: twat
Tell me: you love me you cunt
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: yes made it to Mcdonalds (yeah laugh because I'm fat)
Pictured your crush naked: seen my crush naked and probally your crush too
Skipped school: not Daddy never
Broken someone's heart: that be me
Been in love: yesssirr
Cried when someone died: only my dad
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Christina Ricci
Done something embarrassing: i am embarrassing
Done a drug: no ive done many drugs
Cried in school: doubtful
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: my pedro he has never let me down
Person You Hate Most: Sheena Laine
Best Thing That Has Happened: still waiting
Ice Cream: Moose Tracks
WHO Makes you laugh the most: myself
Makes you smile: i smile at anything
Has A Crush On You: probally you
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: probally you
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?:
Made out with JUST a friend?: yes
Kissed two people in the same day?: maybe
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: NOT Big Daddy
Been rejected: . im fat what do you think
Been in love?: guilty
Been used?: yeah see the hate question
Done something you regret?: lots
Cheated on someone?: nope
Been called a tease: tease please
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: some random person
You talked to on the phone?:
You hugged?:
You instant messaged?:
You kissed?:
You yelled at?:
Who text messaged you?:
Who broke your heart?:
Who told you they loved you?:

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Music:

Young Jeezy, Tupac, D. Banner, Yung Joc, Ying Yang Twins, Jay-Z (the Hardest Mother Fucker Left), Eminem, Bone Crusher, MJG, OutKast, Ludacris, T.I., anybody reppin SouthSide, Young Dro, Franchise Boys, Crime Mob, Rick Ross, And Now For the ThrowBacks AC/DC, Aerosmith (older Aerosmith), Jackyl, Dr. Hook (you young Cats Don't Know Shit bout That), 2 Live Crew, Body Count, Slipknot (the first cd and only the first cd)Guns And Roses, Motley Crue, But Mostly Rap, and if ya feel the need to battle come at me dawg.
[Marital Status] Kung Fu ...ohhh marital nevermind
[Shoe size] 16 (i know what they say)
[When you grow up, you want to...] never grown up
[Siblings] half sis half bro so i guess 1 sibling
[Pets] KING BALLS OF TESTICAL CITY R.I.P.
FAVORITES
[Color] Black and Purple
[Number] well i could be the average perv, but i'll say 68 you blow me and i'll owe you one
[Animal] favorite animal really you guys run out of things to ask
[Drinks] straight Vodka (with a bud light chaser )
[Soda] Mt. Dew
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] only when i run out of coloring books
[Have tattoos?] one
[Have Piercings?] 7 2 ears 1 eye 1 lip 2 nips and umm...
[Cheat on tests/homework?] cheated on a drug test for work that count
[Drink/Smoke?] like a fish/like a chimney
[Like roller coasters?] if i fit yeah
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] i hear jupiter's nice this time of year
[Want more piercings?] yeah
[Like cleaning?] who likes cleaning really?
[Write in cursive or print?] sloppy illegible print
[Own a web cam?] naw
[Know how to drive?] i can drive anything with wheels and somethings without them
[Own a cell phone?] it owns me
[Ever get off the damn computer?] im only on the computer when im not wasting time
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] being my size i don't have to fight
[Considered a life of crime?] yeah i would be the virginity thief
[Lied to someone?] no (lied to you just then see im good)
[Been in love?] FuCk LoVe i prefer lust
[Made out with JUST a friend?] a time or two
[Been in lust?] FuCk LuSt i prefer love
[Used someone] like as a dart board or what im confused
[Been used?] i guess
[Been cheated on?] probally but i didn't really care so much
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no ppl who kick in the nuts will burn in hell
[Stolen anything?] i prefer the term pocketed but yes
[Held a gun] in the year 2006?? DO you even have to ask
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] right now nothing but normally a jersey
[Current mood] insomnia
[Current taste] stale cig's and coke
[What you currently smell like] bad meat or good cheese
[Current hair] all over its shave week
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping or trying to sleep
[Current cd in stereo] Young Jeezy (My friends don't drink pepsi they just sell coke)
[Last book you read] The encyclopedia of rogues
[Last movie you saw] Ghostbusters 2 Right after i watched Dogma
[Last thing you ate] a salad (no fat jokes please im sensative)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] kellie
[Do drugs?] why, you holdin?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] If George Bush is the president there has to be more intelligent life out there somewhere
Remember your first love?] kindly, Lil Debbie we spent so much time together as kids
[Still love him/her?] on occasion
[Read the newspaper?] only for the violence
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] i guess you'd say that
[Believe in miracles?] yeah i've had girlfriends
[Do well in school?] did well in school
[Wear hats] cocked to the side
[Hate yourself?] hates' such a strong word loathe entirely
[Have an obsession?] im obsessed with being obsessive
[Collect anything?] pieces of lint and locks of hair
[Have a best friend?] do you even think these questions out before
[Close friends?] seriously come on man
[Like your handwriting?] now you're just getting silly with them
[Care about looks] nope i like em ugly as hell look at my ex-fiancee
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] wendsday adams
[First kiss] Lets not say with who
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] not a chance
[Do you believe in "the one?"] the one what
[Are you a tease?] hell no im easy
[Too shy to make the first move?] the first yeah but after that im stealin bases
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] daydreamer nightdreamer brunchdreamer
[Bitch/Asshole] so i've been told on a regular basis
[sarcastic] not at all
[Angel] not lately but i have been so high i've been in the clouds
[Devil] 999 only evil when i do handstands
[Shy] im shy like Betty Paige
[Talkative] im a very quiet person i just like to ramble sometimes about incoherent shit

Movies:

Scarface, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay & Silent Bob, Clerks, Mall Rats, Dusk til Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Hustle and Flow, Ghostbuster's (Who Ya Gonna Call), School Of Rock, Hustle and Flow, Talledega Nights, New Jack City, A bunch of Old Movies

Television:

Not Alot but i like "HOUSE"

Books:

Hover Effects By myspacehelp.uni.cc

Heroes:

Steve-O, Kevin Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, My Dad, Jay-Z, and Real People Who Live The Struggle