| RE: "i'm not a racist but this is true." | 
| -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.First of all, if you had a TV channel called WET, racism wouldn't be the issue, plus  it'd probably get cancelled due to false adv... Posted by  on Sun, 06 May 2007 17:19:00 GMT
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| sad news | 
| Both sideburns from my infamous sunglasses with built-in sideburns have been found amputated. They were discovered late this afternoon, inside my bag, in three complete pieces: burn 1, burn 2, and gla... Posted by  on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 23:52:00 GMT
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| why are you still friends with me? | 
| so that's right liu, meet me at the bleachers
no scorpion and no subzero
everyone wants to be immortal but there can only be one! Posted by  on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:45:00 GMT
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| dialogue of a fetus | 
| I've already accepted the fact that I may go to hell for this - but damn I'm hilarious! I guess you can catalog it under a pro-choice something-something. fetus right to choose, perhaps? :: 
MONTH ON... Posted by  on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:54:00 GMT
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| son of a son of a bitch | 
| YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS CHLOES GEARS?
&Inspired by Peter Griffins You know what really grinds my gears& (AKA Fuck you, America!) segments& 
**The ridiculous theory that its pointless and la... Posted by  on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:56:00 GMT
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