WARNING:
If you're the type of person who gets offended easily, now is the best time to get the FUCK OUT!
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Tyson's Blog
Poems/Short Stories/Freewritten Material
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Silly Azz Entertainment™
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What About Me?
Funny/Focused/Determined
Originally from Asbury Park, NJ. Tyson Kettles uses his smile and some what clean material to draw you in, then upsets your stomach with his raw side. Very spontaneous, very creative with a crazy sense of humor. The perfect example of what happens to the baby of the family when they don't get enough face time. His stage performance alone will make you wonder if he’s up and coming or if he’s always been here just flying below radar. His style of comedy can be described within the meaning of his name "Trouble Maker."
Booking Info
Email:
[email protected]
Phone:
(727) 557-7737
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My Silly Azz
Wuz Est. In 1980
* Check out the extremely impressive shine on the balls *
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"Great Quotes"
from a pothead's point of view
Good things never come to those who wait.
They come to those who get off their ass and go out and take the shyt they need off camera of course.
Tyson Kettles
A house is not a home unless it contains free food, weed, money and a bitch with low self esteem that's provinding it all.
Tyson Kettles
Put your hands behind your head! U have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against U.
The Police
CAPPED PIX
Meaning pic's w/captions White People, no one's shooting
5 Things I hate!!!
sometimes u don't have a choice
(1) Runnin' out of tissue mid shit
(2) Chix who turn Lez w/out even givin' dick a chance
(3) Pullin' Out
(4) Finding out later on that she was your cousin
(5) Takin' off a girl's panties and realizing that not only does she have fresh brown streaks in them, but she also has a bigger pair of balls than you do
Gnarls Barkley/Going On
I'd Like To Meet
AN ALBINO PORNSTAR. A RIDE OR DIE RETARTED WHITE KID WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK NO MORE. A RAPPER WHO USES A MECHANICAL LARYNX.
America Support the Troops and my Smokin Habit
