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During the war of independence, Mal enlisted on the independent side (or 'browncoats' as they were known), fighting against the Alliance as a sergeant in the 57th Overlanders. He was part of the browncoat force on Hera holding Serenity Valley for over a month, before the Alliance finally overwhelmed them. A born leader, Mal kept his troops' morale up in the most hopeless of situations. Once a devout believer in God, the end of the war saw him losing his faith.
After the war, a more 'world-wise' Mal purchased a battered old Firefly-class ship, which he named Serenity, and took jobs as they came. He remains a born leader, and is fanatically dedicated to his crew. He is not, however, a born strategist, and his plans often tend to go a bit wobbly.
Still, he inspires fierce loyalty in his people.
In addition to commanding the ship for legitimate transport runs, he engages in under-the-table entrepreneurial endeavors. So he's not above smuggling and stealing.
He trusts practically no one.
But is EXTREMELY protective of those he does trust.
He's not an evil man. He has just given up on the idea of the decency of human nature. Or that anything is worth fighting for, except the next meal and the people around him. As empty and as hard as he is, he desperately clings to and protects what makes him whole, which is the ship and everyone on it.
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You scored higher than 99% on intelligence
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Link: The Firefly Character Personality Test
The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth
Most non-Browncoats know me as 'the train guy'. Most Browncoats know me as 'the captain' or 'the captain-clone'. Gets down to it, I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the 'verse, some times being harder than others. I grew up in New England and have finally returned there after wising up and leaving Pennsylvania. I'm attempting a stab at professional writing since the railroad gave up on me. My alcohol intake is negligible and my tobacco intake is nonexistent. I do not watch sports, even when the Patriots make the Stupor Bowl. I do not watch shit-coms. In fact, I do not watch TV, period. I'm a recovering Trekkie, a hardcore Star Wars fan, and a Browncoat to the grave (Firefly and Serenity well and truly keep me sane in these times). I'm also a history snob - a World War II buff, an honourary destroyerman, and a born-again Yamatologist. I'm somewhat multilingual, as I speak a select few words of German, Greek and Chinese. I can navigate my apartment in complete darkness. I never wear sunglasses when I drive, and you'll never meet a fella who sticks tighter to the speed limit. I've been known to converse with my truck - it has, after all, been my only constant companion for the past seven years. I snowboard with no intention of ever stopping. I almost never think of myself when there are other people around. I can't get through a day without eating some kind of cheese (except Swiss). I detest kids and never want them, ever. Everyone I call a sincere friend or family member is north of Boston, and it is truly a blessed relief to be amongst them again. One man's cynicism is another man's realism. When I'm right, I'm right. I'm socially introverted, yet I'm hopelessly in love with River Tam, and if you know who she is, you're already my friend. I listen far more than I speak, which makes me a natural target for people whose energy centers entirely in the tongue and vocal chords. I live alone and that's how I face every lemon that life throws at me, alone. I suffer - in the most unequivocal sense of the word - from Asperger's Syndrome. I have a near inhuman ability to suppress my emotions. I'm a writer of science fiction, historical fiction, crime drama and the occasional essay on railroading. I live by The Tragically Hip's lyrics. Less crying and more trying; an accident's sometimes the only way to work our way back to bad decisions; and we live to survive our paradoxes.
This, boys and girls, is how I live. MySpace is how I hope to make a new friend or three or a dozen or more.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 6-22-79
Birthplace: Morgantown, WV
Current Location: New England AT LAST W00TN3SS!!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots, baby!
Your Weakness: Ehh...showing my weaknesses?
Your Fears: Failure.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything with more than a bit of meat on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already achieved it. Bwaha!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Greetin's."
Thoughts First Waking Up: TA MA DE, am I gonna be late to work?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Don't think I really have any.
Your Bedtime: 11:00 or thereabouts - later if I can help it ;)
Your Most Missed Memory: My very first Dragon*Con. (2008)
Pepsi or Coke: Canada Dry.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway.
Single or Group Dates: I'll take what I can get.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pah, Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neopolitan.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Three words: pumpkin spice cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Nothing doing.
Do you Swear: In English, German, and - most fun of all - Chinese.
Do you Sing: Yes...*can* I sing? That's another question.
Do you Shower Daily: Try to, if I'm not too burned out at day's end.
Have you Been in Love: I have been, for better or for worse. Usually worse. Hoping for better.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, and didn't even get a lousy T-shirt.
Do you want to get Married: Not at the moment, but ask me again some time.
Do you believe in yourself: It's getting easier.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: If I was, don't you think I'd have had more than two relationships at my age? (In other words, no.)
Are you a Health Freak: Nah.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time, when my mom isn't fussing over me...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em!
Do you play an Instrument: Eh....spoons?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just at dinner time.
In the past month have you Smoked: No way.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothin' doin'.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Negatory. (see 'Single or Group Dates')
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Well, not all at once....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Uh-uh.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Thankfully, no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Aren't you getting tired of hearing 'no' yet?
Ever been Drunk: Twice. Without meaning to.
Ever been called a Tease: Once, by an appallingly close-minded individual.
Ever been Beaten up: Child of the 80's...above-average I.Q....public school in greater Boston...do the math.
Ever Shoplifted: *points up at preceding bevy of negative answers*
How do you want to Die: On my feet.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Already there, boi!
What country would you most like to Visit: O Caaaanadaaaa...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No.
Favourite Hair Color: No.
Short or Long Hair: No.
Height: No.
Weight: No.
Best Clothing Style: No.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Didn't we already cover this?
Number of CDs I own: Uh, let's see...say about 30, not counting games.
Number of Piercings: GET OFF IT.
Number of Tattoos: PLZKTHX.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: *dumps two-foot-thick binder on desk* Enjoy.
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Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40%
River (Stowaway) 40%
Alliance 35%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 30%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 30%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 25%
Inara Serra (Companion) 15% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
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