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About Me

first off, i'm an extreme leftbrained individual, anything else about me must be seen through that lense. it means i need directions. for example.. cooking makes no sense to me, i mean, how much is a pinch? how long does preheating take? when it says "stir occasionally", does that mean once a minute? once every five minutes?? fuck all that, i buy nothing that can't be microwaved. it also means i tend to overanalyze, and i'm not allowed to misspell shit, really, it's a very anal trait. ok, i'm incredibly sarcastic, slightly arrogant (not really, just wish there weren't so many dumbasses in the world). i am a stereotypical aries, meaning i am stubborn as shit, blind to people's true intentions at times, passionate about my interests, and will not, i repeat will NOT let you win at whatever we're competing in. i mean yeah, i try to, and mean to, but nope, when it gets to it, i'm tryna win bitch! and no, i don't read horoscopes, it's just insane how much an aries i truly am. on the flipside, i am also very laid back.. chill the fuck out, don't bring any drama over here, thanks. i'm an antisocial people person. i'm a good guy, we don't always finish last. i'm loyal to a fault, real to a fault, and talk to about 3 people online with any regularity. lastly, i am faithless, that is, i put my faith in friends and friendships instead of invisible men.

My Interests

i love debating.. anything from space travel to the accuracy of name writing in snow

I'd like to meet:

must be laid back, can't stress this enough, intelligence, intelligence, intelligence, with a side of T&A and an argumentative personality (by the way, argumentative does not mean bitchy in any way, shape or form) Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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Music:

Cold, Atmosphere, Muse, Cold, Sierra Swan, OTEP, Auf Der Maur, Spineshank, Cold, Soundgarden, Korn, Toadies, and Cold

Movies:

i think i watched Road Warrior about 25 billion times. The Goonies was my fav. kid movie... i like almost anything by Quentin T., Braveheart, Gladiator, Interview With the Vampire (just the first one), Office Space, Friday

Television:

24 and battlestar galactica, recovering x-files junkie, UFC

Books:

epic fantasy...George R R Martin, Robin Hobb, Robert Jordan, Orson Scott Card, C.J. Cherryh and others, always down for a recommend

Heroes:

Hammurabi had some coolass laws. anyone who, by choice, manages to keep drama oh so far away. Roscoe P. Coltrane and Flash, and finally and foremost, whoever invented Peapod, je t'aime.

My Blog

oh, no you didnt

Been awhile. Inspiration found me. Some things you just don't do. Murder, rape, torture, and the like are pretty much self explanatory. You just sort of want to stay away from those. We all get this,...
Posted by Beej on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

The Inequity of Me (domestic idiocy)

Yes, folks, just a recent conversation I had that truly explains the wackness that is Beej (and you call me a friend, so what's that say about you?).. Enjoy. Blizzurd [1:33 P.M.]: so i lied Bliz...
Posted by Beej on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:39:00 PST

Re: Strange and Weird (for Maria)

Let's see, so I'm supposed to come up with 10 weird or strange facts about myself? k... 1) I have and use a circa 1980 microwave, ha! 2) Said microwave must be operated with a pair of pliars, h...
Posted by Beej on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

Lunar Exploration (nerds only)

Time for another blog. Maybe you know, but I'm a huge NASA nerd. I used to read mission reports for these random little spacecraft running around the solar system millions and billions of miles away. ...
Posted by Beej on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

my Cold story

it's been a year and a half since i wrote one of these, so i figured i'd get my shit in gear. i was just browsing Cold's myspace page (wondering why they change their songs like underwear) and saw a b...
Posted by Beej on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:31:00 PST

Unrealized Potential

Well, well...I found the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the true test of my life, the always out of reach concept called love. So those damn leprechauns jump out and say, "No soup f...
Posted by Beej on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

live fast. bleed slow.

ok, maybe not the brightest of ideas, but definitely the way to go in my opinion. lets see...you live a fuller if shorter life, you save taxpayer money by croaking before SS kicks in...im thinkin its ...
Posted by Beej on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

15 Christmases and counting

I already know the bad things I do that you probably don't like, but what have I done that has made you proud? Anything at all? A little help and a little faith wouldn't hurt. Love you pops
Posted by Beej on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST