Mr Keith

Life is a serious game, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun playing it." ......................................"we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it." Tom Cruise...................................."When I die I want to be put in my coffin lying face down so that whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass" Red, That 70s Show....................."You can check out any time you like but you can never leave" The Eagles................."To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead" Bertrand Russell .............."Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon" Woody Allen .................."The purpose of life is to fight maturity"Dick Werthimer............... "Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent".Plato, The Republic..............."A cult is a religion with no political power." Tom Wolfe..............."Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." Dave Barry................"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."Henny Youngman................."I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver." Phil Harris...................."I drink to make other people interesting." George Jean Nathan...... "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."Joe E Lewis ..........."Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns................"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal...............Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. Denis Leary........................Yeah, I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank. Denis Leary..................Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses every.r{;} table table table td.text div { background-image:url(''); background-repeat:no-repeat} table table table td.text table table div img {visibility:visible;} table table table td.text table table div { background-image:url('none');}

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keith Conrad Semler
Birthday: 12/12/85
Birthplace: Long Island, NY
Current Location: Howard Beach, NY
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Six foot three
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed, but I am a bit ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican, Spanish (Spain), Italian, German, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Black Frye boots
Your Weakness: Fast cars, emotions and girls with big pretty eyes that can give you that sad puppy dog look.(If done right, can melt me down to nothing)
Your Fears: Heights, clowns, and failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Gino's, or anything in Howard Beach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my shit together.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use instant messenger much, probably LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: That I want to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Face, Body, Personality, I don't have a particular favorite. Im an all inclusive package.
Your Bedtime: I try to get about 6 hours of sleep, but it that usually means 4
Your Most Missed Memory: all the good ones.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, don't drink that crap.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, try not to eat that shit if i don't have to.
Single or Group Dates: Single, but if your with good friends groups can be fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Any kind of green tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, but chocolates good for other things.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black no sugar
Do you Smoke: If you mean Cigarettes then yes, but I have cut down and want to quit.
Do you Swear: All the fucking time, ohhh wait I mean NO
Do you Sing: Only when im drunk. That's when im good at it.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, I am not a nasty bastard. If you want to look good you have to smell good.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, love is the best, worst, happiest most painful thing that can ever happen to you. Its something you will never forget (The person and the experience). Never be afraid of love, but dont look to hard either. It will happen when fate deems it so.
Do you want to go to College: Im already their and more than half way through. With my Bachelors anyway.
Do you want to get Married: Yes definitely
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. 85 percent of the time I am very confident person. Though every once in a wail I feel like my life isn't worth the paper it printed on. Thats something I have to work on. Life's all about that last 15 percent.
Do you get Motion Sickness: On the A train (when heavily inebriated).
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yea. If I were someone else I would do me, no question.
Are you a Health Freak: yea most of time. Though sometimes you just have let go and have some fun.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes Very Very well. Their crazy but they kick ass.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, they give me POWER lol.
Do you play an Instrument: Air Guitar, when im drunk
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past few minutes have you been reading this survey
In the past month have you Smoked: If you mean Pot, then no. Don't touch the stuff.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO never have and never will. Totally disgusting, big turn off.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh yea, a bunch of times.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, dumb question
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes I love Sushi, but that also depends on what you mean. I love to eat all kinds of fish and I go deep sea diving all the time.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but have acted infront of a crowd
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, its been to long.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but I would have more stuff if I did.
Ever been Drunk: hahahahahahahahahahaha. When haven't I been.(Not an alcy though)
Ever been called a Tease: Depends on who you ask.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, in the past. Life experience.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, again all in the past. yeaaa in the past.
How do you want to Die: As long as I can within reason. But when I get too old to function normally, I will get into my fastest car and drive of a bridge, wail listening to Sweet Home Alabama. (My Will is going to request that the car be recovered and restored).
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Doing something I like, and hopefully successful at the same time.
What country would you most like to Visit: To many to list. So far I have only been to Mexico.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, green, brown I love em all as long as their big and beautiful.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette, Black.
Short or Long Hair: Long, the longer the better.
Height: shorter than me
Weight: In good shape, slim athletic. Weight must match height.
Best Clothing Style: Every one has their own style, so im open minded. I prefer semi casual, sexy, not gaudy or over done
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, if you do, you probably need help or your just an idiot.
Number of CDs I own: don't care but DVDs are important, I have allot.
Number of Piercings: I like Tongue, belly button, nothing more. Love the tongue rings.
Number of Tattoos: So far I have two. I like tattoos on women, but anything can over done.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The number I need doesn't exist. We all have regrets but life goes on.
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