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kelly

Yeah!

About Me

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I'm a big fat meanie and it is unworldly on how unfascinating I am. I tend to break out into song often, don't be alarmed. I can be brash, which leads to awkward situations...which can only lead to the awkward turkey. I really enjoy the scents of being freshly showered, the smell of skin when it's been in the sun all day, and fresh citrus, but in all honesty I'd have to say that hands down Gaultier² is my favorite scent in the entire globe. I have impeccable taste and I believe one day I will be deaf from all the music I listen to at top volume as to blast my speakers in my car to smithereens. What is a smithereen anyway?

My Interests

all humor
good smells
love
justice
family/friends
modesty
food
nice weather
honesty
cyanide & happiness
brunettes

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd Like To Meet:

Music:

I seriously listen to everything. I give everything a chance. Even the weird stuff. I know way too many songs.

Movies:

anything excluding foreign, old, and war movies. I usually like romance, comedies and thrillers.
butterfly effect
disturbia
click
wedding planner
borat
hitch
wedding crashers
a lot like love
swordfish
notebook
back to the futures
liar liar
ace venturas
just to name a few

Television:

acceptable tv
passions
one tree hill
the oc
smallville
hannah montana :]
SNL
music videos
everyday italian
drake and josh

Books:

harry potter
my sister's keeper
something borrowed
the time traveler's wife

Heroes:

Liam Sullivan

My Blog

is it bad?

Is it bad that when someone tells me their dog/cat/fish/hamster died, I feel no sympathy? Is it bad that I don't care about recycling or littering, but I'm in an ecology club? Is it bad that when I'm ...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

honesty's the best policy

I hate it when people put up an act. The one act I hate the most, is when people act like they like a person when they really don't. It lately has been driving me crazy because I keep s...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

he didn't unbutton your blouse to get a better view of your heart

So I've decided to lower my swearing use. A couple reasons why: 1. It looks/sounds idiotic. It really does. I feel unintelligent when I see things I have written before with curse words scatter throug...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

you love the scandal

Blogs are either stupid or trouble. They really are. This is because: 1. People pour their hearts out on their problems, situations, and [aw crap] feelings. 2. People subtly pour their hearts ou...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

all I want for christmas is everything

It's the classic want when Christmas rolls around: To get someone to have and to be with. That special someone, right? Christmas, it comes and usually for those who are single, it reminds yo...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

what the ef?!!?

My latest annoyance. Oh goodie right? Why the heck do people use "eff" for fuck. "I effing love this" "eff you" "what the eff?" "that's effing amazing" "I effing love you!!!!" Just use fuck. Everyone...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

McBlog

Myspace has taken over the world. Everyone knows it. Its so weird because I remember back in the day when I had Myspace and I only had like 5 friends [thats including Tom]. I'm not even exaggerating ...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:54:00 PST

hey!!! open this or you'll die!!!

Wow I can't believe you opened the link. Tisk, tisk. I hate the bulletins where they give you ridiculous ultimatums. "Repost or you'll get bad luck forever!!!" "Repost or Freddie will be at...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:29:00 PST

american idol...

American Idol sucks. How many seasons are they going to do of this crap? I mean, I understood the craze for it the first time since Kelly Clarkson is pretty sweet. And I suppose...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:15:00 PST

let's argue...

I hate it when I'm talking with someone, and we are disagreeing on something, and they say what everyone ALWAYS says in such a situation. It doesn't matter what you're talkin...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:51:00 PST