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Chris (aka ShOrTrOuNd)

Hit neutral in the tail of a comet!!

About Me

I am a musician. I have two degrees from Chico State and I like to party and hang out and just have fun. I also host what is known as "Z-BANGER'S BALL" which is now a 4 hour long metal, and THE ONLY METAL show in Nor Cal on the number one rock station in Nor Cal, Z-ROCK. (106.7 on your FM dial. Saturdays 10PM-2AM) I am perfectly content with sitting on my ass, (rare though it happens) and watching TV, or playing video games and smokin' some of that sweet sweet green!! Anywayz, I like to talk, listen, hang-out and do whateva I want, so there!!! I used to be a night owl, and stay up until the sunrise, but now i can't do that cause I have a normal 9 to 5 job, blech! Oh well, whatever pays the bills.

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My Interests

Music, nature, science. I like to take things apart to see how they work. It's getting the things back together to make them work right, that's the hard part. :)

I'd like to meet:

Okay, people I want to meet, hmmm...It is hard to say because a lot of the people that I want to meet are dead. People like Beethoven, J.S. Bach, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis. When you hear and study music like that, one tends to want to know what they were thinking when it was written, and the best source for that answer is from its origin, the composer. Other than that, I wouldn't mind meeting some political figures, like G.W, and Arnold and ask them WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! Then calmly leave their offices. So, there you have it, oh and if you ever want to hang out, chill, play video games, 420, get a beer or listen to loud music, I am always down for that to!
You scored as James Hetfield. Your are James Hetfield!The front man and leader of one of metal's greatest front-men.Even tho you are a complete COCK....you write some good tunes!!

James Hetfield


80%

Slash


75%

Ozzy Osbourne!


75%

Tommy Lee


55%

Billie Joe Armstrong


50%

Jimi Hendrix


45%

Kurt Cobain


30%
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Music:

LOUD LOUD LOUD, the louder, the harder the better. I also like jazz, blues, classical and country. I actually enjoy all kinds.
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As I Lay Dying-"Darkest Nights"

Movies:

Okay, so here it is, a brief list of the movies that I enjoy, most of which are in my personal collection. Batman, Batman: Begins, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Dukes of Hazzard (not just for Jessica Simpson either!), Lord of War, The Island, Van Wilder, The Longest Yard, (both versions there are actually 3 versions, but I have not seen "Mean Machine"), In God's Hands, Vanishing Point, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Braveheart, Resevoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Full Metal Jacket, From Dusk til Dawn, All the Lethal Weapon movies, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, All Alien Movies, Terminator 1 & 2, Predator, Young Guns 1 & 2, X-Men 1, 2, & 3 (even though 3 is not out yet, it will be badass!), Boondock Saints, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Punisher (2004), Out Cold, I, Robot, Bad Boys 1 & 2, Pirates of the Caribbean,And that is a brief list

Gimli Gloin's son

If I were a character in The Return of the King , I would be Gimli, a Dwarf and handy with an axe when orcs are about.

In the movie, I am played by John Rhys-Davies .

Who would you be?
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Television:

70's Show, Family Guy, Simpsons, Samurai Champloo, the list goes on.

Books:

Anything by Jules Verne, Michael Crichton, Stephen King, and Ray Bradburry. My favorite book has to be The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradburry. Great book about tattoos coming to life! You'll have to read to understand.

Heroes:

My folks, for putting up with me for 26 years. I know I was not the greatest kid, but they tolerated me. BATMAN!!! of course. John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Lester Young, Louis Armstong, and all the other jazz greats.
You are Ash.

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My Blog

Metal Lives!!!

Hello boys and girls!! So, my new show on ZROCK seems to be going swimmingly. If you did not listen to the first show on Jan. 7th, then DAMN YOU!! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!! Not really, but you ...
Posted by Chris (aka ShOrTrOuNd) on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:54:00 PST

fire

Take the quiz: "What is your Paranormal gift?"Control of FireYou're a little pyro, arn't you? Fire attracts you and you've learned how to control it, or even create that pretty little flicker of red, ...
Posted by Chris (aka ShOrTrOuNd) on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:23:00 PST

which happy bunny are you?

you are the "I hate you so bad" happybunny. You hate everyone and eveything and yournot ashamed of it. which happy bunny are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Chris (aka ShOrTrOuNd) on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:20:00 PST

blog

Your Birthdate: December 9 You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count. You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing. Generous and giving, you believe you ...
Posted by Chris (aka ShOrTrOuNd) on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:00:00 PST

Blah blog

All Music Here you can explore all types of music. Z-Rock This is the station that I work for!! Music nowadays has gotten soft. The shit that is on the radio now is not hard, we need bands li...
Posted by Chris (aka ShOrTrOuNd) on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:17:00 PST