So, you hate your ex because they dumped you only to run off with someone new. I say FUCK EM AND FEED EM FISH HEADS!
Your neighbors are loud and obnoxious pricks and you are fed the fuck up!
Your friend stabbed you in the back and you would like to bitch slap them!
OR use this site to be just plain fucking mean to other people!
You have heard people say time and again "Karma will get them in the end" "Turn the other cheek" "Be the better person". Oh, and my all time favorite is "living well is the best revenge". Yeah, okay, what the fuck ever stupid.
I say FUCK THAT SHIT! Get even! You will feel better and the healing process will be much faster and more delightful! For those of you that don't believe this FUCK OFF!
If your here looking for cute kittens and happy butterflies you are at the wrong fucking place! If I get a message from anyone telling me about karma or preaching to me I will fucking tell you off in a heartbeat. When I get through putting you in your place you will wish your mom had eaten you while your bones were still soft. Trust me, I am a bitch so don't even think about fucking with me.
Sweet Revenge
[Disclaimer: This website exists for entertainment purposes only. The reader is responsible for discerning the validity, factuality or implications of information posted here, be it fictional or based on real events.I do not discriminate against the mentally ill unless you PM me acting like a damn fool! I am not legally or morally liable for a damn thing! Be smart and don't get caught or you will be in a heap of shit!]
§ Cut the crotch out of every pair of their pants or cut one leg off their pants
§ Put RIT dye all over their clothes
§ Backdoor their voicemail and change their outgoing message (PM me for backdoor numbers)
§ Put hot pepper sauce in their mouthwash or fabric dye
§ Get a spray bottle filled with bleach and spray all of their clothing
§ Hot glue sticks (for hot glue gun) under their windshield on a hot summer day. Sprinkle a little flour or powdered sugar on their windshield so that they will have to turn on the windsield wipers. It is a TOTAL bitch to get off!
§ Replace the cream filling in their oreo cookies with plain white toothpaste
§ Use IP relay to phone the police on them, order pizza to them or just plain harrass the shit out of them. The operators will say whatever you want. Make sure you use an IP proxy to cover your ass. (i711.com)
§ Spoof your caller ID to change your voice, change your caller id and fuck with their head. (spoofcard.com)
§ Liquid ass their house, the vents in their car, with a syringe you can put it into their cologne/perfume, put it in their shampoo, cut the top off and place it in their a/c vent, liquid soap and ON THEM! (cost about $6 - See video)
§ Vinegar in place of their eye drops
§ Send taxi's to their house, order a stripper of the opposite sex, subscribe them to mail order gay magazines
§ If you know their passwords change them so you can screw with their email and totally change their myspace or facebook page
§ Place flyers around their town (light poles, walmart, etc) with their photo and underneath spill all their dirty secrets
§ Change their mailing address with the postal service. Hell, forward their mail to Rome.
§ Have their utilities turned off
§ Place an ad in the newspaper advertising a garage sale at their home and start it really early in the am. List things like collectibles and antiques. They will have people knocking on their door all morning. Sucks on a Saturday morning when they are trying to sleep in!
§ Advertise their home for rent and list their phone number. OR if they rent list their property for sale with local realtors online and give them thier name BUT their landlords phone number
§ Pretend to be a neighbor and call in complaints against them to their landlord
§ Look at the police listings in the local paper. If you notice breakin's, etc call in from a payphone an anon tip reporting that it's your ex that has been stealing, etc.
§ Online send the Mormons and Jehovahs Witnesses to their house. Damn, these fucking people are relentless!
§ Write words "Dick" "Bitch" "Cunt", etc in their lawn with grass killer or paint thinner
§ Take a shit in the back tank of their toilet. It will take them forever to figure out where the smell is coming from!
§ Super glue the keyhole in their door
§ Rub icy hot in their underwear
§ Sprinkle their mattress with cheap baby formula. Will stink to high hell once their sweat mixes with it.
§ Castor Oil squirted into the tailpipe of a car, will cause a large amount of smoke.
§ If you have access to their house steal one shoe out of each pair in their closet
§ Clean their toilet with their toothbrush
§ Place powdered fabric dye in their shower head
§ Use a glow in the dark marker to leave them messages on their walls, bed, clothes. On their bed you can say "Don't fall asleep" or "I'm watching you" (It will scare the shit out of them once they turn the lights off and see your message!)
§ Replace their nose spray with vinegar
§ Run an ad to sublet their apartment and leave their number or their landlords number. State that they need to call very early in the morning (4-5am because of shiftwork)
§ Nail all of their windows shut
§ Place a large cheese pizza in their dryer and then set the dryer to run on high
§ A quick way to disable a car battery is to slip a couple of Alka-Seltzer tablets or a teaspoonful of baking soda into each battery compartment. The antacid will kill the battery's power before you can say "Plop, plop, fizz,
fizz.
§ Potato placed tightly in their tailpipe (Yes, this does work!)
§ If you have access to there home you take a can of sardines and put them inside the curtain rods and put the curtains back up.(that will take forever to figure out where the smells coming from and by that time they will have spent loads of money trying to get rid of it!)
§ Put dog shit in their pillow case
§ Put pee all over their mattress (pee on it or empty a cup full - your choice)
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