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I Just Spilled Sorbet On Your Car Insurance!

About Me

Well what can I say? I am who I am, just like anyone else, I have my good and bad qualities. Hey no-one's perfect right?
My life always seems to be a drama, there always seems to be something going on. Sometimes it's a pretty fucked up deal but honestly I wouldn't have it any other way. Keeps me glued to the real world and stops me becoming an egotistical knob really =P
I'm quite closed off when it comes to emotions but that's because I've learnt to grasp the fact that shit happens to everyone and you shouldn't let that same shit consume you, because it'll just eat away at you and everything you love.
Anyways, yeah I've been told I'm a nice guy and I love meeting new people, so gimme a holler, you might be pleasantly surprised =)

Oh and also I'm actually 3 ducks in a man costume... thought you should know that too =)

My Interests

Hanging out with friends and meeting new people, Parties, clubbing, get-togethers and generally anywhere you can get drunk, Playing guitar, piano and drums, Watching films, Playing computer games (GEEK!), Reading, Drawing, Getting tattoos (got 4 so far), ANYTHING to do with music! Playing, listening, gigging... ... oh, and sleeping =D

I'd like to meet:



Male
20 years old
Portsmouth
United Kingdom

ABOUT ME

Hey people!
The name's John.
I'm relatively easy to get on with.
I always try to be there for my friends.
I love music a little TOO much.
I love to have fun wherever I am.
I always have something to talk about.
I don't talk about my problems.
But I'll do everything I can to help you.

I love my friends more than words can say.
They are more precious to me than anything.
I also love photography and music.
I'm too addicted to movies and games.
I enjoy reading and philosophising.
LEGO is still fun to me!
I despise lying and liars.
I can't stand hearing recycled jokes.
Apparently I'm pretty good with advice.
I'm working on a solo metal project.
I love going to gigs, Route & the Reg.

Add my Fuckwits group, if you want! =)

I joined MySpace in November 2005, and only signed up to view my friend's pictures. Yeah, I know I've become a little addicted, considering I HATE the idea of MySpace. I really wish I could give this shit up seriously, but finding it impossible haha!

If you add me, I will delete you if you post hundreds of bulletins or don't talk, and I wont even get around to accepting you if:

A
You live further than 10 miles from me.

B
I'll be another digit to your 3'672 friends.

C
You're a band.

FRIENDS

In alphabetical order to save arguements =) You can also click on the photos to visit their MySpace pages.

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Beky Libby

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Dan Baker

Man, how many fall outs and make ups have we gone through now lol? We should just settle it all with a full on Street Fighter style fist fight, ending with a drink somewhere and thinking 'fuck it, we'll be friends 'til the end, so why keep getting pissed off?' lol!

My fellow tattoo buddy indeed he is! We've had way, way, way too many memories to list here... even to list a few of them will double what I've written about everyone else haha! But we always discuss and remember them every time we hang out which is always good =)

Shit may seem bad at the moment man, but trust me, it gets easier and you always have your friends you can turn to =D

Fuck it, I love you man haha!

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Donna Sweeney

This lovely lady is Donna. We've been talking for about... umm... 4 or 5 years now, hehe woah, that's a long time considering we've never actually met!

I remember the days when I used to come home from school and start chatting to her on MSN the same way I did with everyone, but then after about a month, I realised just how much of a lovely person she was and I knew she was getting a lot of shit at the time which I did my best to help her out with... but I never thought I'd have stayed talking to her 5 years on from that!

She's a great friend who always seems to be online when I desperately need to talk to someone or if not, she's only a phone call away. We've helped each other get through a lot of shit over the years... possibly too much and including some very personal things too...

We always seem to cheer each other up by bringing random topics up... some of the MSN conversations we've had at 6am were pure genius :-P I love her to bits, she's a great person and an amazing friend.

xXxXx

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Georgina-Ann

Nothing I can possibly say would be close in doing her justice. She's just purely and utterly amazing!

It took us ages to actually talk to each other considering we always hung around in the same group, but I'm glad we finally did. She's accepted me as a friend really quickly and she has no idea how much i appreciate that, or how much it cheers me up when she says nice things about me.

I remember when we went to see Eighteen Visions live. The gig itself was awesome, but what sticks in my mind was all the stuff before it... like how we became 'pizza stain twins' and how she nearly got hit by a lorry lol! And also where we were looking out for the TSE logos spray painted along our route.

Unfortuantely, sometimes things go wrong for her, but I hope she knows that she truly can talk to me about anything and I will always, always do my best to help her out.

Love you Georgina!

xXxXx

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Jason Maxwell

This fine example of a human being would have to be Mr. Jason...

I've only known him for about a year and a half now, but we've become good friends already. We met through working at the shitty place that I won't mention lol, and being literally the only two alternatives working there, we started talking almost straight away.

We mainly started talking when a certain headfuck named Tasha walked into our lives (I did warn ya buddy!), and we spent ages calling her every name imaginable lol.

Then, in March 2005, I invited Jason to meet up with me, Dan, Meg, Lewis and Aaron for the Eighteen Visions gig, which we talked about for weeks afterwards (was an amazing night!).

Anyways and gradually I started inviting him to mine, Billy's and Mike's crashovers and inviting him out on random nights out in the car or to play 'Super Smash Brothers' (2 hour, 99 life match?!?) or 'GoldenEye' on my N64 at my Dad's house.

But now, me, Jason and Mike have a new game lol... Seeing how far we can fling army trucks in 'Time Splitters 3' by planting mines on the back and setting them off as a speed boost as we come up to a ramp lmao! And not forgetting our legendary drinking game involving a hardback book and some M&M's lol.

I know that me and Jason will stay in touch long after I quit the hell hole we're currently working in.

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Jay

Jay is, put quite put simply, an excellent example of a human being and despite the fact of him being younger than me, I do look up to him quite a bit, mainly due to his whole optimistic view on life. Which by the way, has helped me a lot over the last couple of months and definitely made my road to recovery over you-know-what a lot faster lol!

As I put in Katie's write up, I am so so SO grateful for your friendship and for spending so much time with me on Saturday's. You guys made me feel really good when I was low, and showed me that there really are some amazing people that I have in my life =D

He also knows I trust him with my life as I've told him a hell of a lot of things, that I don't tell just anyone =)

Thank you so much man, love you dude!

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Katie Foley

My frisbee buddy and fellow partner in crime hehe! We only really started talking at the beginning of the Summer, but we've gotten quite close in such a short space of time! And also the one other person I know who shares my sleeping teeth grinding quality lol!

We have quite a few funny memories such as her attacking Gerald the policeman and also me totally wiping out a shelf in Woolworths haha!

I've also developed quite a lot of trust in her and I'm truly grateful to her and Jay for spending so much time with me all of those Saturdays in the Summer =) And also I'm extremely grateful for her sitting with me in Port Solent when I let stuff get on top of me.

It means so much to me so thank you =)

Love you Katie!

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Lottie Jones

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Pete Jones

LEGEND! LEGEND! LEGEND! He has got to be the friendliest and coolest guy I've come to meet since changing job locations.

He's amazingly laid back and calm about most things... I've only seen that change shortly after he found out his car failed it's MOT and he had to get a new one lol! And that anger only lasted all of ten minutes haha!

We've become really close friends in the couple of months I've been there for, and I'm giving him guitar lessons in between just hanging out drinking haha!

A totally trustworthy guy, you can trust him with anything and it'll stay just between you and him =)

See ya soon man! =D

... even though he doesn't have MySpace and won't read this... damn... lol!

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Rachey

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Sam Gimeno Guillen

Sam is my friend who is most like a brother to me. We have very similar senses of humour, we're always there for each other and we've had our fair share of fights too lol!

I've known Sam ever since Year 5 so that's... 10 years we've been friends for! We first became friends when I moved to Portchester and started Red Barn Primary School and we somehow ended up writing a book called 'The Tap Of Death'.

We realised we shared the same view of the paranormal too and we also learnt together that it was an extremely bad idea getting too involved with that stuff...

Our only real differences is his love and my hate of football, his love of clubs whereas I prefer parties, and our views on girls and relationships.

Set aside those small differences though, and we get along like an old oak barn on fire due to a severe Arazonian heatwave! I love Sam like I would my own brother if I had one and I know we'll stay friends even through the worst life throws at us.

I wonder if Sam still remember the 'Coco Pops' joke I made up in McDonalds with my mum and sister before we went to the cinema for my 14th birthday...

Love you man!

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Vikki Clare

This would just so happen to be Vicki!

We first met each other back in the Summer of 2005 when Sarah introduced her to my, Lottie, Woody and Beky and I remember thinking instantaneously that she was really tiny and really quiet...

How wrong I was lol! Vicki is the main source of my late night MSN convos usually with both of us staying up until 3/4am talking about whatever random crap comes to mind hehe.

We've trusted each other with a LOT of stuff, including some stuff we haven't told many people or even anyone before... which is great considering we've only been talking for roughly two months :-)

We also have a variety of private jokes and memories based on such a short period of time, but some of which onvolving certain secrets so won't go into that much...

But I can remember when we broke off form the rest of our friends one Saturday to go to Tesco's and we ended up spending twenty minutes or so in the Easter egg section, just playing around with the boxes and toys... aaaand me dropping one of the eggs... oops lol.

She loves Pokemon nearly as much as me and Lottie, but not quite cos we're Pokemon buddies and no-one can beat that :-P lol!

I feel really close to Vicki and think she's an great person :-) I have a lot of trust in her and I love her lots! I think 'it's cos we're cool' lol :-D

xXxXx

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STILL TO ADD: DAN WEST, CHLOE ADSHEAD, LEAH

Movies:

Ace Ventura 1 & 2 Me, Myself & Irene, Fun With Dick & Jane, Cable Guy, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, The Hellraiser series, Kicking & Screaming, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Blades Of Glory, Hollow Man, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Zoolander, Clerks 1 & 2, Waterboy, Back To The Future, Interview With A Vampire, The Number 23, Hot Fuzz, Shaun Of The Dead, Anger Management, Thirteen Ghosts, Underworld, 2001 Maniacs, Last Horror Movie, Darkness Falls, Fearless, Grandma's House, Hostel, Saw 1, 2 and 3, Ring Around The Rosie, Goodfellas, Fear Dot Com, House Of 1000 Corpses, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Silent Hill, 300, American Psycho, The Shining Run Fat Boy Run, Heartbreak Kid, Mortal Kombat... Oh I dunno I have WAY too many films!

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Futurama, Black Books, Dirty Sanchez, Robot Chicken, League Of Gentlemen, Ren & Stimpy, Spongebob Squarepants, Drawn Together, Scrubs, South Park, Pokemon (it rocks, shut up lol!)

Books:

The Da Vinci Code (sold out but is an EXCELLENT read!), The Skin Gods, Angels & Demons, Black Angel, Wolf Of The Plains, The Dangerous Book For Boys, Hannibal Rising

Heroes:

Most the people who are there, whether it's every day, every other day, the occasional week or just once a year. I love all my friends and I like showing them my appreciation as often as I can =)
Love you all more than words can say.

My Blog

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New Blog!!!

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New Years Day...

Why is it that I haven't got ONE good memory of a New Years Eve party? I think the last New Year that went trouble free was the one going into 2000... I Don't remember the one going into 2001 though.....
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