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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What the hell do I say about myself? Seriously...I'm a guy who spends way too much time on MySpace and nothing I say here is really going to affect whatever first impressions my pics and profile have already generated. Those of you who know me know it's hard to define just who I am, so for those of you who don't, I'm not even going to try. You want to know more, I'm not hard to [email protected] joedaniels

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson Trent Reznor Hunter S. Thompson (RIP) Single women (or attached women with questionable morals) My .. friends

My Blog

Random Insanity

When you get the phonecall asking just what the hell happened last night, you know it was a good night of drinking. I miss weekends like this. I miss Camaro surfing and donuts. I miss creeping the shi...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:24:00 GMT

Women, seriously...

What the hell did I do to deserve this? Why in the blue hell am I getting taunted with bullshit like a text message "you should come drink with us" where apparently the girl was too lazy to add "and w...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:15:00 GMT

Note to self...

Dude, you know when you're doing stupid shit and wasting your time...knock it off!
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:31:00 GMT

Waking up bald in a graveyard means it was probably a good party

Long fucking day, after an even longer night, but yeah...wake up bald in a graveyard and it's quite the weekend...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:30:00 GMT

Oh yay, Joe's writing another blog

I totally give up. To those who wasted so much of my time on pointless little trivial things, you win. To those who strung me along for fucking ever just to cut the string, you win. To those who consi...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 17:34:00 GMT

Random babbling

Drunk as fuck at a quarter to four in the morning is probably not the best time to be blogging, but I feel like doing it anyways. I'm feeling randomly pissed for no apparent reason...although I did ha...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:47:00 GMT

If you're gonna hump a sign, be sure you're wearing the proper footwear.

If you're gonna hump a sign, be sure you're wearing the proper footwear. This guy I met named Chris attempted to hump the sign in front of the law offices or something of David Hansen,  and ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 23:31:00 GMT

Damn it

Ever spend an hour of your existence typing some deranged blog only to hit the wrong button when you attempt to post and rather than post you delete the whole fucking thing? Cause I just did. So screw...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 22:44:00 GMT

Notes from last night

I got drunk off my ass last night...don't remember a lot, but I did scribble a lot of notes down...so here goes.If Hell had Kool Aid, it would taste like this shit. (In reference to a concoction known...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:37:00 GMT

New Blog

It's three in the morning and I have nothing to say...so I'm just gonna ramble and see wehre it takes me. How is it that everyone thinks my life is so interesting when I'm practically always bored out...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:01:00 GMT