Trapper, scout, gold miner, song and dance man, tea trader, Civil War, some Indian wars, Alamo, the Philippines, Europe, Guatemala, Nahm, here and there, Disneyland, cattle, timber, steel, cotton, oil, railways, ITT, GM, MGM, CBS, NASA, IBM, WTO, YMCA, gunslinger, bootlegger, muckraker, hoodlum, quaker, klan man, beatnick, black panther, behaviourist, hippie, nudist, rioter, addict, disco dancer, stock broker, Satanist, tv-preacher, loose cannon, arsonist, rap musician, terrorist, ventriloquist, sheriff, bounty hunter, lynching boss, FBI, eavesdropper, private dick, snoopy person, Snoopy, OAS, CIA, DIA, INSCOM, ONI, AFSA, NSA, DEA, NCC, DNA, NCS, NBA. People I’ve met: Stagger Lee, Jim Crow, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Harriet Beecher-Stowe, Upton Sinclair, Mark Twain, F Scott F, Hemingway, Norman Mailer, Melville, Bill O'Reilly, Butch Cassidy, Sundance Kid, Billy the K, Jesse J, Jenna Jameson, Henry James, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Martin Eden, Scorsese, Ford (John, Glenn, Gerald, Henry and Harrison), Pontiac, Sitting Bull, Cochise, Red Cloud, Red Skelton, WC Fields, Mae West, Ed Gein, Barbara Cartland, Danny Kaye, Danny DeVito, Donny Osmond, Daniel Boone, Pat Boone, Patricia Hearst (and her father), Orson Welles, Marlon Brando, Marlene Dietrich, Sepp Dietrich, Dieter, Peter Fonda + daughter, Ben Franklin, Jefferson, Jefferson Airplane, Taft, Nixon, Zachary Taylor, James Buchanan, Harding, Reagan, Bush (both), Monroe, Madison, Adams (the whole family), Schwarzenegger, US Army, Salvation Army, Condoleezza Rice, ET. TOP TEN PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET: 1. Columbus (I would have shown him around), 2. Nancy Sinatra (Frank kept her away from me, I just wanted to stroke her hair) 3. Sam Giancana (he owed me 50 bucks, but managed to avoid me – boy, he knew EVERY back door in the Chicago area!) 4. Buddha (I would have loved to give him some fitness advice), 5. Genghis Khan (I know how to defeat Indians, I can’t see in what respects the Mongols differed from any other tribe), 6. Engelbert Humperdinck, the real - not the fake - (I just have to cry every time I listen to Hänsel und Gretel), 7. Jimmy Hoffa (he owes me 75 bucks! Oh, are they tricky those boys!), 8. Grace Jones (I invited her out for dinner in 1982 and she STILL doesn’t answer my phone calls!!!), 9. Santa Claus (I haven’t been able to track him down… YET), 10. Keith Jarrett (whenever I have attended his concerts he has stopped playing. I now want to tell him, in person, that I have stopped smoking.) MY BEST QUALITIES: Honesty, frankness, directness. MY WORST QUALITIES: My backhand, my handwriting, my knuckles
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