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Zucker

About Me

Hello! My name is Zucker. I’m a pure bread, solid white, bad boy miniature Schnauzer tough guy. I’m so tough I’ll bark at ANYTHING, from neighbors to dogs on TV to little lizards in the back yard. (I don’t mess around, I bark at em all and let god sort em out). Every day, after I bark at everyone and let them know who is in charge, I move on to trouncing an entire bucket full of stuffed and squeaky toys. I savagely show em who is in charge, no matter how fuzzy they are, and their squeaks for help and mercy are music to my ears. After that, it is usually a series of naps and non stop grab-assing with my two ladies pretty much all day. There are four people that live here with me and my bitches, but they act all uppity and seem to think that THEY are in charge. They don’t even bark at anything, or walk properly, or even go poop in the yard! Poor, deluded dummies. The only thing they are really good for is feeding me, scratching my back, opening and closing doors for me, and throwing the bouncy balls everywhere so I can chase it down and bite it. Oh how I love beating up bouncy balls! I was hoping to meet a couple of more ladies to see if maybe they would like to join my harem. The two ladies I have now just ain’t doing it for me. So if you are a cutie, preferably schnauzer, but I am willing to compromise, or even another tough guy like me, please write to me and add me. I look forward to barking at you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want friends! Maybe a nice girlfriend one day to have some pure breed mini schnauzers...oh yeah, and any other bouncy balls!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Miniture Schnauzer
What is your name? Zucker
What other nicknames do you have? Zuk, Zukie
What is your favorite treat? Salmon Zuks
What would your owner describe you as? Handsome
What is the funniest thing you have done? Sliding all over the house.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Stole the chair from my dad.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No
Are you a social animal? Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Secret - He He He
Are you friendly? Yes
Are you overweight? No
Do you like warm milk? No
Do you eat cheese? No
Do you eat bugs? No
Do you live with other animals? Yes
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No
Do you like to exercise? Yes
Do you like car rides? Yes
Do you get into stuff? Yes - to much - I sniff everything!
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? Hmmm I dunno
Do you chase laser pen dots? Yes
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes very much!

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