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Cut throat ~Katie

I'm in it to win it, baby.

About Me

i enjoy...tattoos, dick and fart jokes, sneezing, things found in nature that look like genitals, using fake accents at banks and fast food drive-thrus, pooping at the mall, cankles and female pattern baldness...

My Interests

i was the kid at summercamp who never had a boyfriend and had to wait til everyone got drunk and played spin the bottle to get any action.
Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

I'd like to meet:

Amy Sedaris, and a talking cat,

Music:

that is good and makes me dance

Movies:

shitty horror movies

Television:

Metalocolypse, Law and Order, Little Britian, Strangers With Candy

Books:

on tape....harry potter J.D. Salinger Mary Gaitskill T.S. Elliot Jane Austen D.H. Lawrence Jean Rhys Roald Dahl...and books on tape

Heroes:

i've killed and eaten all my heroes

My Blog

so very very soon

I will be Mrs. Ashley Marshall-Johnson! For those of you who want to watch the end of fun ..it will be on this website...www.theelvisweddingchapel.com...this sunday the 13th at 2 o'clock.  in the...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:13:00 PST

dont you just fucking love....

sarcasm? I do.. i also like people at working telling me about jesus. I also love not being able to park in my garage. and being lied too and making excuses for people and listening to people whi...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:44:00 PST

the open invite to all!!!

okay every fucking wed project runway my house!! unless i work..but im gonna ask to switch from now on because i cant miss this shit! so anyone who loves this show or just wants to sit around and drin...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST

stress

is hard....im sleepyand stressed and my feet hurt a lot.... i love my job and i love my guy..but damn me life is confusing and filled with nothing but gray areas...i just want to go to the beach and d...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

U can take your shoes and shove em up your ass!!!

I GOT A JOB AT BORDERS IN BURLESON! i know its btown but fuck me running im glad to be out of my job at the shoe store! no more mean old ladies yelling "ya'll dont carry naras" thats them saying narro...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:56:00 PST

the ups man is trying to kill me...

with sadness! where is my pre-ordered HArry Potter and the Deathly HAllows???? it was supposed to be delivered today but all that was left on my doorstep was sadness and the empty sucking hole in my h...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:55:00 PST

J. Falwell, i hope Jesus punched your sorry ass

Jerry Falwell has died. I just felt the world get lighter!How's hell, Falwell? Thank you for leaving this planet. And no, I have not a twinge of hesitation or guilt in saying that.Especially consideri...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

giddy and hating the day

it started off fabulous, lunch with the boy...made me very very happy the shower was great but this whole looking for a job makes me sad...why why why?!?!!?!? i just want to wake up and have a job wai...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

stinky

my room smells funny...and i cant find the source... what a lovely metaphor yuck..this whole living away from my space in denton is getting to me
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

the shape of things...also my tat itches

tomorrow i will begin to put into action the phrase "cutting all the fat" no sadly not just with my diet...although tomorrow i do start at hugley fitness..gaw this beer gut is going to be one tough as...
Posted by Cut throat ~Katie on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST