HA HA! Save $9,810 on Rock Band 2 |
A friend of mine posted this on a forum. That's a nice price drop! They fixed the mistake but not before I could grab a screen shot.... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:02:00 PST |
P Diddy |
I was watching the news this morning and saw a You Tube video of P Diddy ranting about gas prices(video here). He can't fly his jet anymore and has to fly commercial. Boo Hoo. I wanted to watch the wh... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:32:00 PST |
Bookstore Crowd Haiku |
Inspired by a recent trip to my local bookstore.Hipsters sip coffee,Watching; silently judging,DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! ... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Red Rings of death |
So I fire up the Xbox 360 for a nice night of Battlefield Bad Company and the screen freezes. I look down in horror as my pretty little green lights flash a horrible, evil red smile at me. I think I'm... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:05:00 PST |
To the guy that stole my MP3 player... |
I hope you like Primus, The Offspring, Sublime, Serj Tankian, and video gaming podcasts. And earwax. Did you really have to take my $1.00 Wal-Mart earbuds too? I'm not even mad at you. I mean, I left ... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:14:00 PST |
Beware of falling sticks! |
So I'm in line to see the Dark Knight again and see this sign:Falling sticks? Seriously? I can think of a few other falling items coming from a raven that I'd want to avoid!... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:12:00 PST |
Your shirt’s too evil. |
I've always been a huge fan of the Joker. I even use the Joker's alias from time time and am dorky enough to know what his alias is.About 13 years ago, I was working in a house, wearing a shirt that h... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:55:00 PST |
Almost Got Hit By A Semi |
So I'm walking across the street and see a semi truck coming down the road. I decide to cross because he's a ways back and it's a residential zone. The reject speeds up when he sees me and almost hits... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:03:00 PST |
Word to your mother? Seriously? |
So I pull up to the job site today and see this freshly painted graffitti. Everybody watch out! Vanilla Ice is in town! Posted by PERFECTDORK on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:13:00 PST |
Jackie Chan |
I recorded my first soundboard prank call. It's Jackie Chan calling the Great Wall Chinese restaurant. It's 33 seconds long and was a test call but I think it's pretty funny. A soundboard call uses cl... Posted by PERFECTDORK on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST |