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PERFECTDORK

MVM Prankcalls

About Me

I'm perfectdork. I was born in a dumpster. My left leg had to be amputated and replaced with cardboard(dumpster kids aint rich). When I was old enough to steal, I took a mannequin's leg from Big Lots and duct taped it to my stump. Now I can hobble around like a real boy! I am a wonderful, toothless individual that likes to make prank calls with my friends, Jerky style. Check out some of our calls in the two players, or head to perfectdork.net to download over 40 of our prankcalls for free!



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Member Since: 5/8/2008
Band Website: perfectdork.net
Band Members: PERFECTDORK,COLDER,UnlivingWalnut
Influences: Jerky Boys
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Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

HA HA! Save $9,810 on Rock Band 2

A friend of mine posted this on a forum. That's a nice price drop! They fixed the mistake but not before I could grab a screen shot....
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:02:00 PST

P Diddy

I was watching the news this morning and saw a You Tube video of P Diddy ranting about gas prices(video here). He can't fly his jet anymore and has to fly commercial. Boo Hoo. I wanted to watch the wh...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:32:00 PST

Bookstore Crowd Haiku

Inspired by a recent trip to my local bookstore.Hipsters sip coffee,Watching; silently judging,DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! ...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:13:00 PST

Red Rings of death

So I fire up the Xbox 360 for a nice night of Battlefield Bad Company and the screen freezes. I look down in horror as my pretty little green lights flash a horrible, evil red smile at me. I think I'm...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:05:00 PST

To the guy that stole my MP3 player...

I hope you like Primus, The Offspring, Sublime, Serj Tankian, and video gaming podcasts. And earwax. Did you really have to take my $1.00 Wal-Mart earbuds too? I'm not even mad at you. I mean, I left ...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:14:00 PST

Beware of falling sticks!

So I'm in line to see the Dark Knight again and see this sign:Falling sticks? Seriously? I can think of a few other falling items coming from a raven that I'd want to avoid!...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:12:00 PST

Your shirt’s too evil.

I've always been a huge fan of the Joker. I even use the Joker's alias from time time and am dorky enough to know what his alias is.About 13 years ago, I was working in a house, wearing a shirt that h...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:55:00 PST

Almost Got Hit By A Semi

So I'm walking across the street and see a semi truck coming down the road. I decide to cross because he's a ways back and it's a residential zone. The reject speeds up when he sees me and almost hits...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:03:00 PST

Word to your mother? Seriously?

So I pull up to the job site today and see this freshly painted graffitti. Everybody watch out! Vanilla Ice is in town!
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:13:00 PST

Jackie Chan

I recorded my first soundboard prank call. It's Jackie Chan calling the Great Wall Chinese restaurant. It's 33 seconds long and was a test call but I think it's pretty funny. A soundboard call uses cl...
Posted by PERFECTDORK on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST