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Optimus Crime

About Me

hey hey. about time to update this shit. we went on tour, took a long ass break, got a lineup change, and are writing some new songs right now. also, one of our members has transformed into a pizza shark, another into a country star, another into an economist, another into an R&B legend, and another into ummm himself again. back from mountaineering you know watch this shit, its the christening of the battleship:

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Member Since: 13/11/2005
Band Members: slobby-bass pizza shark- vox bustacaplee bloodspilla- guitar Johnny G- drums lars-vox
Influences: Pabst, Blatz, & Sparks.
Sounds Like: Jesus gettin' punched in the face.
Record Label: D.I.Y.

My Blog

Optimus Crime 7" Trade-A-Thon

Hey, were looking for other diy bands/distros that wanna trade 7"s with us before our summer east coast tour. This will be a good way for both of us to spread our music across the US. If youre interes...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:47:00 GMT

OC 7" EP!!!!

The long awaited Optimus Crime 7" ep is finally out, and ready for your dirty little ears to listen to it. You can get ahould of one by finding one of us in Columbia, making us feel akward by telling ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:25:00 GMT

Were not on tour anymore!

and we havent been for a while.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:48:00 GMT

WERE ON TOUR!

well, at least we will be tomorrow. im finnishing up last minute details, screening shirts, burning demo cds, and generally freaking the fuck out. but i know at least when tomorow comes, a whole new s...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:00:00 GMT

CALLING THE AID OF MIDWESTERNERS!!!

Help! We need shows on January 9th thru the 12th in the Ohio, Indiana, Illinois region. We dont care who we play with. We dont care if we get paid. We dont care if you shoot fireworks at us. Just tack...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 14:50:00 GMT

Silly String, empty beer cans, and two destroyed Christmas trees.

Thanks to everyone who made it out to our shows this week, last night was certainly a christmas show to remember! Heres some updatting on the tour: SHiT has dropped off half the dates so were gon...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:40:00 GMT

We are now called "Optimistically Looking Forward to our Corperate Future"

I saw He Who Corrupts last night and came up with some new, and exciting innovative ideas. I realized how fruitless the world of DIY punk is, and have become wercklessly dedicated to selling out....
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 12:43:00 GMT

opti(fucking)mus cri(fucking)me

we are fucking optimus crime mother fucker. despite all the fucking naughty words, we wanna fucking play your town, and be your fucking friend. check back for some fucking mp3s and shit, and catch us ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 16:23:00 GMT