Mr. Kris Sawka - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My dog always needs a bath. I own Dance Dance Revolution. I only wear boxers from Banana Republic, but only the ones on sale. I am currently training for my upcoming role in Beerfest 2. I love art history. My favorite color is the color of the girls eyes that I am looking into at that moment. My favorite movie is Lion King. I hate driving cars with automatic transmissions. I'm good with numbers. I couldn't figure out a Rubiks Cube if my life depended on it. My favorite flower is whatever is in the mens restroom at Fox and Hound. I hate working nights. My favorite Kool-Aid flavor is Ice Blue Raspberry Lemonade. I think the theme to "Snakes on a Plane" is stupid. I want to visit the Cliffs of Moore in Ireland. I hate wearing watches. I'm pretty much a big deal.Oh, yeah. And if you ever place a wager with a friend, for any reason, always bet just one dollar. It's funnier that way.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?..

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Darren TiVos gay porn at my place, so I tend not to watch it.

Books:

I burn books for warmth.

Heroes:

I am partial to Van Gogh. Not because of his delusional thoughts, but because of something deeper. Throughout his entire life, he pleaded with his only sibling Theo to fund him as he traveled the vast continent of Europe in order to satisfy his hunger for knowledge and his passion for the canvas in front of him. Without selling even one piece of art in his entire existance, he succeeded in his goal of self-completion and happiness. This person is a genius, in which he is only recognized today for his works with paint. Beyond that, his passion for art was far more prevelent than his passion to exist. That makes a great person, no matter what the outcome is.

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My Blog

New Invention

OK, I have recently ran this idea past a few friends and a few attorneys at the U.S. Patent office, and I have come up with a blueprint and plans in order to market a new product. But, before anyone t...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:34:00 PST

The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

is 42.
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

Goodbye, beloved Corrado

So, the time has come. The beloved Corrado has taken a new course in its life. From the Sunshine State to the Bluegrass State to the Beehive State, the Corrado has now entered the realm of one of the ...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

Dippin Dots- Ice Cream of the Future

Now, I know that many of you have, at minimum, heard of Dippin Dots, the Ice Cream of the Future. For those of us who are a little more lucky, we have tasted and loved the small, shpere-shaped frozen ...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:01:00 PST

Private Profiles: Not just for Pedophiles anymore!

OK...so I am confused. Let me tell everyone why... Occasionally I am at home bored, late with nothing on TV and nothing to do. As most everyone knows, MySpace can take up time whether you want it to o...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

Europe and Christmas

Through my investigating and research, I have since learned that the entire continent of Europe does not celebrate Christmas. They do, in fact, all get together on the evening on December 25th, but it...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

I LIKE TO FUCK DUDES

IM OFFICIALLY COMING OUT. IM QUEER AS A THREE DOLLAR BILL AND LOVE TO DO IT TO LITTLE BOYS. HELL, I LOVE TO DO IT TO OLDER MEN TO. THE BOTTOM LINE IS I LOVE PENIS AND WANT THE WORLD ...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:13:00 PST

Why Indiana Sucks

OK...I think this should be said. Indians sucks. From the dirty, no-dental-hygene-having rednecks to the ass-backwards laws governing the state, I am in favor of shipping the entire state to the South...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

Random Truthfulness

I have pretty much come to the conclusion that there is no absolute reason to care. Sure, pay your bills, clean your mess(es) and be nice to your friends. In retrospect, once something occupies your m...
Posted by Mr. Kris Sawka on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST