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Teh Danzerfaust

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"There's nothing worse than [edit] internet connection downtime. [/edit]

I enjoy romantic walks on the beach here in Colorado, and picnics. Eff the rest of this...

The sweet ass Half Life 2 background doesn't exist anymore because the dickbag that created it, took it off the hosting site. So you'll have to deal with EMO BLACK LOLOL, so if you don't like it, eat many cocks...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alton Brown

My Blog

Brian Regan is the coolest...

So for my birthday (Feb 8th) my mom got me tickets to go see Brian Regan in concert. He's a very funny comedian if you don't know. The day of the event, it was a Sunday, I was really tired, probably b...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:05:00 GMT

RUSH HOUR 3

Wow die America. Rush Hour was managable, Rush Hour 2 was where Chris Tucker really shined at being obnoxious as FUCK, the amount of semi-decent looking chinese women could not counter this. Actually ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:57:00 GMT

So I was attacked tonight...

A couple of hours ago, I was sitting here at my computer perusing fark.com. I got the dark feeling that I was being watched... Being watched by evil. There was something in my room, lurking in the sha...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 22:23:00 GMT

Danger Man!

WARNING: STORIES OF MASTURBATION FOUND ON THE INTERNET ARE BELOW THIS WARNING/BULLETIN THINGIE Danger man In my teens, I used to enjoy the thrill of what I called a "dangerwank." I'd start pulling a...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 21:58:00 GMT

I hate you.

YES I HATE YOU PAPA JOHN'S, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE GOOD PIZZA, AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO ME ONLINE???/? I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF sad;lfjdas;lhflkdh
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:00:00 GMT

Bots are fun.

TehBoxOfLunch: HEY! Cupid: Ready to surprise a friend with an IM crush? Type menu to get going. Type y (yes) to opt in now to play and receive alerts from Cupid and AIM. TehBoxOfLunch: lets cyber ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 17:38:00 GMT

WHOMG FUNNY

For those of you who haven't seen it, turn it up, and watch it all the way through.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 02:37:00 GMT

I've decided that I shall make a blog whenever someone I don't like comes into my work...

So yeah. I just realized, there are a lot of things that bug me when I'm working. I guess I'm kind of like the soup nazi from Seinfield, but in the computer lab. People should approach me with caution...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Mar 2005 16:20:00 GMT

Don't petas have meat in them?

Haha, pussies.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Mar 2005 10:57:00 GMT

Back by popular demand...

Want me to write a fucking blog? Okay. I would rather do that than learn about Excel. Again. What shall I write about? This class, and my body. 1. This class is sort of fun. I never pay attentio...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 13:46:00 GMT