Hi im ralph! I like school...thats where lisa is. I ask her things a lot and she talks to me, im special. When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. One time in class I ate paste. I like my star wars action figures.I am still in elementary, but one day will go to bovine university. When I get scared I wet my pants...but not always.I want to be the next president of America! I learnded in school that the President gets to live in a big house and can have all the ice cream he wants. If I am ealected Wiggle Puppy and I will save the world every day from monsters and terrorists and loud noises. Arf arf arf. Wiggle puppy likes ice cream too. I think America is good and vote for me, I will make it gooder!OOOOPPPPSS.... I SHOT MYSELF.....
