My name is Ben. I like beer and am agile as a gazelle. I enjoy LSU sports and a nice pair of sandles. Whenever a waitress used to ask if I needed anything, I would answer, "a rewarding career and the love of a good woman." But now I've got those things. Those things and also a new gas grill that kicks ass. Oh and a ping pong table. A rewarding career, the love of a good woman, a gas grill, a ping pong table, and that's all I need. And an Abita Amber. And that's it.
In conclusion, one day I envision myself running the world and laughing menacingly while all my underlings, which will be everyone else, bow at my feet and serve me frosty beverages and fried alligator. Either that, or my wife Ginger and I will have a few kids and live happily ever after and I'll just do whatever she says.
