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(fabu)Laur.

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About Me

On my off time I sit down by the river and eat government cheese while counting the days till my welfare check. u can find me trapped in a small city called medford right outside of boston probably one of the most pathetic places on earth..it's wack..i enjoy long walks on the beach..talking and getting in cars with strangers especially if they offer me candy. i am a professional nintendo player which makes me a child prodigy..thats why i got my GED so fast..it was all questions about mario 3..what? i think way too much..several people say im a multi-tasker. ha i drink 40oz like they're going out of style son..i'm known to stay up rather late. i change my mind often. i lose everything that im not supposed to. i love my friends b/c when u put all of us together its fucking insane and extremely random. i need to be on the go..i love road trips even if there's no destination..all i need is to have good music playing in the backround and i'm all set..I want to see the world all at once..or at least eventually. I'm a film school drop out..film students are fucking nuts.. i cant stand people who are narrow minded and madd ig-nant..Someday i want to be able to create beautiful things :)... i don't think ya ready for this jelly...
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My Interests

40 ounces, 80's cartoons, abortions, applying, art,anna nicole smith, babies, balls, beach, bompin' beats, bondage,bum fights, boston, boys, braceletts, bubbles, california, car rides, concerts, condom balloons, crocodile hunter, dancing, discovery, dreaming, dreams, egging, eye shadow, fantasies, fire, free stylin' flow, friends, frogs, fun dip, furry, glitter, glow stix, guns, gunts, hacky sacking, hemp, horoscopes, hot tubs, hotel pools, hugs, humping, ice cream, indie movies, jokes, judy garland, large popcorn, laughter, lights, love, love ballads, lyrics, making out, marlboro reds, margaritas, metro sexuals, midget porn, music, my couch, nite, orgasims, parties, peace, people, phones, pianos, plastic, poetry, pot,pirates, prostitutes, purple vibrators, rain, raves, roasting marshmellows, roses, sex, shirley temples, smiles, spagetti, sparkles, spray, stars, subways, summer, sun, you're homeless, the last unicorn, the word epic, the world, time travel, trailer parks, traveling, trolls, video cameras, water, writing,white trash, zoloft.

Music:

80's and early 90's dance music/love ballads, old school hip hop,early 90's rock,rolling stones, at the drive in, mars volta, tori amos, janis joplin, the postal service, death cab for cutie, bright eyes, the get up kids,the beatles, blink182, radiohead, rage against the machine,mobb deep, gangstarr, pink floyd, norah jones, fiona apple,brand new, frankie bones, interpol,counting crowes, the cure, sublime, atmosphere, dj irene, cursive, modest mouse, nas, mos def, patty smith, elliot smith,afi, bjork, prodigy, 311,dj subliminal,dialated peoples, deltron, a perfect circle, 2 pac, dj venom, coldplay, credence clearwater, lynard skynard, the used, dresden dolls, something corporate, the smiths, ambulance ltd, hive, st. john, the doldrums, square pusher, dj icey, notorious BIG,smashing pumpkins, diesel boy,aphrodite, led zeppelin, fleetwood mac, new amsterdams, eric clapton,portishead, the frogs, blackalicious,diana ross, ficher spooner,jagged edge, gwen stephanie, oasis,broken spindle, the wallflowers, the spindoctors, blind melon, tool,nine inch nails,a tribe called quest, third eye blind, g love and the special sauce, green day,the rapture, eminem, fergie, the faint, rabbit in the moon, the doors, aphex twin, the gorillas, sparta,moby, beyonce, red hot chili peppers, dj funk, dj entropy, weezer, nada surf, kanye west, dunkan sheik, secrect machines, ben folds five, sigur ros, air, the white stripes,peaches, lords of acid, pearl jam, courtney love, the killers, mazzy starr, massive attack,the police, the smiths i dunno if i already said that but ..im wasting too much time on this...well the point is i like almost everything..music of all kinds

Movies:



nowhere, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, american history x, igby goes down, i heart huckabees, city of god, the doom generation, fear and loathing in las vegas, requiem...uhh pink flamingos, sesil b demented, return to oz, neverending story..theres more i cant think right now

Television:

stella, south park, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, next, elimidate, intervention and really bad reality tv shows

Books:

perks of being a wallflower, dry, confessions of a shopaholic, go ask alice,dancing in my nuddy pants lol, a child called it, romeo and juliet, magical thinking (i like shaka-esphere) i've always been into poetry..i would love to read the book about the life and times of the wicked witch of the west..danny remind me to borrow that...

Heroes:

Christmas with Sarah Silverman

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for Bo

i'm going to miss dancing, singing duets ( you know i was ur main backup "bo whhaat bo whaat" ) and drinking pounderswith you. I will never forget the times we had driving in my shitbox and chill...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST

escalators

Why do people walk on/up/down escalators? why don't they just simply use the stairs.... Fucking leave some room for lazy people like me. some people even run.. What's up with that?   On another n...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

this is how i live

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------   1. DO YOU SNORE?Yes. yes i do.   2. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?i fight for those i love   3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?The noise bees make. ...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

apples shmaapples

Apple picking who wants to go with me :)...like next week or maybe Sunday or something....( only respond to this if u want to do it illegally...by that i mean steal a plastic bag..hitch hike if we...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

new job

So...I have this new job...yup, starting tomorrow I will be an official dog walker. That won't be enough though but at least it's a start...I'll still need another job to live. I'll probably be cleani...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:27:00 PST

moving...

Yeah so come January I have to find somewhere to live. My dads moving out of the pj's and he doesn't know where he's going either...he'll probably end up in Plymouth at my grandmothers..i don't want t...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

Lauren application

Laurens application (with special focus on lindsey but u can fill it out too if u feel the need) name______________ date___________ age____ b-day___________     1. titties and most importan...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

kickball

me and danny are trying to organize a big ol' fashioned game of kick ball...(danny will provide the balls)...so we're thinking of having it this sunday. so get in contact with me.
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:27:00 PST

to lauren love amy "cushions" cavara....what lol?

hey lauren i fuckin love u and want u to kno how much i appreiciate this great bond we have. i wanted u to kno that if it wasn;t for u life for me would just not be worth living... ok now that im done...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:42:00 PST

let's go to chinatown

lets go to chinatown for the chinese new year...im going to wear a mask so they dont know im not asian.. also keg fri. goodbye.   "lauren likes to party"-lindsey labadini...
Posted by *LaUReN Order Special victims Unit* on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST