About Me
My Flesh, My Blood, all My Animosity
Give Me Strength and Define Me
A Bloodlust, it's all I Trust...
I am Tom, supreme and undisputed overlord of the Universe... Except for a few galaxies in the east. I have existed from the morning of the world...* I'm Far Beyond your average regular jack-off. Why? Because I said so, that's why! And some people I know can Testify! to that. So there! Such is the rule of honour. Apparently I have "beautiful" green eyes. WHO KNEW!? But I'm extremely random, terribly insane, mightily calm and very relaxed. And I'm NOT little; I'm fun-sized! All this (and more!) in the one package. Woah! You know it's Sad But True!
I am selfless when it comes to the needs of others, Fucking Determined and cleverly resourceful. *...And I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Adapt and overcome! Conquer and Destroy! My close Friends are to whom I serve, and serve them well I do! Music is my primary driving force - I am a thrasher, a headbanger, a Hunter-Killer, I am one with the Metal Militia, the collective fans of metal I affectionately call "The Great Legion". I love my Metal beyond anyone else's understanding. I play the drums and - this is the Heretic ANTHEM!! - have a Pearl Forum 6-piece kit at my disposal and I spend many an hour hammering away at it. I also employ death growls as my own vocal singing style. RAWR! Randy Blythe grabbed hold of my arm in the 'pits! If you don't know who he is then don't you just suck!?
I hate the thought of hate. It's a poison and it corrupts the soul. People who embrace it are already lost! To a Cauldron of Hate they deserve to boil! I know that's harsh, but I can definitely be very.... persuasive... maybe. Because I Am Legend! and I Am Out For Grapes! No wait, Blood! Blood, NOT Grapes! My sister is as brutal as the burning sun, and this song be my Requiem! She is an Aesthetic of The Pain that is Coming Here! But I'm your God now, oh, I'm your God now And she is not! But some-things-are-best-just-left-un-said! That aside she's a very talented person, very interesting person and she will kill you and your dreams tonight if you make the mistake of pissing her off! And I won't be too far behind either.
And my iPod (Dethpod) just died! Why can't these stupid things have longer battery life!?
The rain is pure fucking metal, baby. Well maybe not, but it's just great! Especially Raining Blood. So's the beach. But it's been a while since I've marched to the shore. I think photography is great. All great art is made from suffering... and so are we. History is brutal. And everyone should be free to enjoy what they like as long as it doesn't impede on others, fuck you all who say otherwise! Stupid or silly sounding noises make me laugh very hard and... uncontrollably. Actually, anything silly will. I love to melt away into my own world when this one gets too boring and monotonose. And that better be spelt right!! I am strong, I fear no worldy terrors, I am not afraid to speak my heart and mind! I am quite spiritual and I care not for the criticism of others, because who are YOU to judge US!? I am loud, I am silent, I am a Taurus AND an Aries (due to some form of CUSP!), I say "brutal", "metal" and "something" alot, I've been all ears, I see all points of view and I will be there... waiting. I'm not blind to the antics of others around me. I know who's nice and who isn't. A tongue may lie but flesh will tell me everything... I'm a bit of this, a bit of that, a bit dark and a bit bright. I am more than one and we are one of the same. There's more to me than you'll ever know. And this is really, really, REALLY long and if you read it all, then congratulations; FREE DOUGHNUTS!! If not, then I don't care because I am the Death Walking Terror, this is the End of the Line and the streetwise son-of-a-bitch knows...
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS.
I Will Show You All That I Have Mastered
Fear, Pain, Hatred, Power!
This is the Art of Ruin
