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Johnny KickJazz

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI like to start fires. I like to repeat things. I like to start fires. I like singing about ham and cheese sandwiches. They call me panda at work. Dr Molly says i am a nice boy. I like putting things in my eyes. I have been quoted to being like a mini jesus except taller. I am very, very cold alot of the time, but i dont mind it. I licked the moon once; it did not taste of cheese. My name on monday nights is Ghetto Fabulous. On Saturday its Liz. I shave my head (not anymore, I now have hair - infact I recently got a contract as a hair model for Panten).
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.


Batman, the Dark Knight


100%

Lara Croft


92%

Indiana Jones


92%

Captain Jack Sparrow


83%

James Bond, Agent 007


83%

The Amazing Spider-Man


75%

El Zorro


67%

Maximus


67%

Neo, the "One"


67%

William Wallace


58%

The Terminator


50%OK seriously now: I basically don't do a lot. I'm studying film and media production at Sheffield Hallam University. At the moment I wanna be an editor or a sound designer, creating sound effects for TV, it's a fun job trust me (or both actually that would be awsome). Other than that I just get drunk, listen to music, get drunk, watch TV, get drunk and play on my decks. I'm a DJ, I go by a few names: Johnny Storm, Johnny Steele, Johnny B Goode, Johnny Duluxe and FingerFlickin' Fast. I play hip hop, I mostly play underground stuff as you can see from my music taste but I also play some commercial stuff for good measure - it's not all bad. I strictly don't play SHIT though!! There is a lot of shit music out there right now but I just listen to what I like even if it is a bit old, if its good its good forever - end of. I've been DJing for about 3 years now I think, I don't take it that seriously, a lot of my mates are into making beats and sound engineering but I just do it as a hobby mostly. Other than that I enjoy chasing jail bate and watching re-runs of Michael Palin's Around the World in 80 Days.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ron Pearlman & Christopher WalkenQbert Vr. Mixmaster Mike

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