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J O J O

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About Me


11*2*07-day of the dead squirrel

one day Jordan was walking nonshalantly through a field of flowers when she came across a decapitated dead squirrel. Jordan of course did not notice the decapitated squirrel because she is incredibly dumb, soooo..... she stupidly stepped on it! the decapitated squirrels lungs burst and it began to bleed profusly! Jordans shoes were completely covered in squirrel juice! everyone avoided her and she had no friends fo the rest of her life!
THE END by meaghan manos- a true story
11*27*07---hospital bed

(meaghan coughing)"i feel a little sick" outraged jordan says "YOU CANT MISS A SECOND OF SCHOOL OR ELSE I WONT SEE YOU!!" meaghan says "dont worry i wont even if im on my deathbed with a lifethreatening disease. ill come to school on my hospital bed and you can drag me around to all your classes. then youll get sick to and michele will drag us both around in our hospital beds. then shell get sick and mara will drag all three of us around. then when she gets sick we'll just roll down hills and when we stop we'll take turns getting up to drag us to the next hill."
THE END by meaghan manos and jordan stoner---another true story
my name is jordan stoner and im a freshmen at aragon. i have the best friends possible. i laugh at anything. i love going crazy with my friends. i think drama is a stupid waste of time. i talk before thinking so i usually sound really stupid. i dislike hypocrits even though im one sometimes. and i love my life and wouldnt change anything in it because everything happens for a reason♥
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My Interests

i like everything =D

I'd like to meet:

everything happens for a reason. sometimes things fall apart just so other things can fall together. but in the end, what's meant to be will find its way.

Music:

BOYS LIKE GIRLS!
 Yellowcard
Switchfoot
alternate? alternative?
rock

Movies:

the invisible
the ring
swimfan
prom night
27 dresses
10 things i hate about you
shes the man
the notebook
a walk to remember
billy madison
anchorman
waterboy
dodgeball
zoolander
starsky and hutch
*owen wilson *ben stiller
*will ferrell
*adam sandler

Television:

ADRIANNE!!!!!!!!! COURTNEY,MEAGHAN,MARA,NATALIE i love mad tv, the simpsons, family guy, charmed, what i like about you, csi, americas next top model, the hills, the colbert report, the daily show, that 70s show, and tons of other shows. ♥

Books:

who reads books?

Heroes:

♥meggiepoo hey why is your bag so big? well my pillow takes up most of the room. why do you have your pillow? for the sleepover. jordan we arent having a sleepover. oh thats embarrasing, hello? hello? its not going to answer back, sometimes i like to walk on my toes!,squirrel juice, i wish i could give ____ a 6 pack of red bull so he would just fly away, where are my panties?!?!, flagella!, courtney is master baits "who can i be?", frolicking bananas, stupid boy, mom says all dogs go to heaven because they want to play with jesus!, look ma no hands!, your throwing something good down the drain!, are you wearing socks? well put some on your killing my dog!!, im as low as dirt no! im lower than dirt, you and michele buying my christmas present, i never did get my christmas present last year...omg i totally forgot here it is!!, the lone spice girl, "will whats happening in this movie? who is that guy?", my fingers burn, my head hurts, my stomache hurts and now i stepped on a dead squirrel!, i have to warm up(tennis), the L-O-V-E song, im not halley im zena!!, i know we're cool, your a pimple on the face of mankind! unfortunate looking people shouldnt be aloud to breed or else they will take over the world!, jetski dance, i am so ready for anything to pop out right now! booo! aaaaahh!!, eeww you can see his hair!, pop up tiki doll thing, so many more i just cant think of----i love Meaghan
♥courtney hey why is your bag so big? well my pillow takes up most of the room. why do you have your pillow? for the sleepover. jordan we arent having a sleepover. oh thats embarrasing,im as low as dirt no im lower than dirt!, ok jordan dont spill the juice this time "i am so sorry!!", where is my letter?!?!, meaghan??? umm no courtney im jordan, frolicking bananas, i do believe in fairies i do i do!, courtney your master baits "oo ooo who can i be?", dont go in that room for a while you guys, why dont you like me better than jordan richmond courtney? its not that i dont like you better its just that ive known her longer, the jetski dance, you ate your egg babies?!?!?!courtney, you were running away from the burgeler and u didnt think to come save me?? courtney, dont trip. lets play the t.v. game. HOT COCOA. skip bo. my banana, THEY'RE LOPSIDED!!! scaring u wen u come out of the bathroom. high school musical fat camp. naked brothers band-THEYYY'RE NOT EVEN NAKED!! and ones a girl, so they cant be brothers....i love courtney
♥michele we have been through so much and i am so sorry! you are the most forgiving person i know and i admire you for it...i am so happy we are friends again and i hope our stupid fights are over, hello? hello? its not going to answer back, hey why is your bag so big? well my pillow takes up most of the room. why do you have your pillow? for the sleepover. jordan we arent having a sleepover. oh thats embarrasing, im not halley im zena!! we have so many inside jokes but i just cant think of any right now-----i love michele
♥drea hello? hello? its not going to answer back, my finger is randomly burning, my fingers are burning my head hurts my stomache hurts and now i stepped on a dead squirrel!, you cant top that, unfortunate looking people shouldnt be aloud to breed or else they will take over the world! what are you doing here?, im so happy my heart stopped beating! is that possibe?, gosh i thought drea was a good kid until i heard all these songs, i am totally ready for anything to pop out right now! boooo!! aaaaaaaaahh!!, eeew you can see his hair!, pop up tiki thing, your not aloud to be my sisters friend!,...youll always be my sister from another mister and ill always be there for you even if we're in a fight cause when im on my deathbed ill call you and say "dummy get your butt over here i have to tell you something before i die!" then youll get there and ill say "it took you long enough!" and then youll say "what did you want me for lazy woman?" and ill say "what are you doing here? i never called you! get out of here!"-----i love drea
♥mary see hairy or something like that, mrs.fields, oh so sorry to interrupt!, no im better i make the hair squeaky clean! no im better i make the hair shiny and soft!, too fast too furious!, sshhhh!!, its automatic!!, im like a bird, the self portrait of you on your wall, so many more but my head hurts so i cant think of any more
♥DC hey tony i like the things you do! hey tony i wish i could be with you! your the one and only boyfriend with the one and only face! tony is the best boyfriend! hes grreat!!, oh danny boy my heart goes pitter patter!, eeww you cant go out with nick! we are sisters so that basically makes him your brother!!, my dad told me to tell you that i value your friendship, up and down and side to side and ready position!, ouuuuch!! im okay!, haha loser! owww my spline! delaney thats not your spline, jackson!!!, woooaah all michael!, omg look its a quiznos!, i used to be afraid of the movies ________ and ________!, move along, alot a lot a lot more!-----i love danielle ciardella!!
♥delaney your my sister obviously and while my friends will be reading this and saying oh thats so nice but thinking omg how can i be friends with such a loser you will actually sat that to me.hey tony i like the things you do! hey tony i wish i could be with you! your the one and only boyfriend with the one and only face! tony is the best boyfriend! hes grreat!!, oh danny boy my heart goes pitter patter!, eeww you cant go out with nick! we are sisters so that basically makes him your brother!!,ouuuuch!! im okay!, haha loser! owww my spline! delaney thats not your spline.. haha your the loser delaney!----i guess i have to love delaney