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Ryan

I am here for Friends

About Me

What do you want to know? Eh? My life constantly reloves around food, what time the White Sox are playing, and how many cigarettes I have left. When I was 10 I pooed my pants so I could beat Tecmo Bowl. I was running late for school, so I had to do it. I then went to school with said poo, in my pants. I returned from school minutes later and continued to play Tecmo Bowl.

My Interests

Warp Drive and such.

I'd like to meet:

mY NEw BFF!!!! dOnT u JuST LuV thE SoUnd HaReSpraY maKes iT's All pshhhhhhhh =)!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anyway. People who like cool stuff. Come to think of it, I've never met anyone on myspace, so this section of my profile is completely useless. However, if you like cool things, let us like cool things together.

Music:

Otis Redding, Elmore James, Johnny Cash, The King, Link Wray, Muddy Waters, Carl Perkins, Django Reinhardt, Little Walter, The Jam, Albert King, The Sonics, John Mayall & The Blues Breakers, Hound Dog Taylor, The Yard Birds, Sam & Dave, Wilson Pickett, Spencer Davis Group, The Paul Butterfield Blues Band, The Animals, Etta James, and out of all the bands I liked to in highschool, the Misfits are still the only one I can listen to. Basically.

Movies:

Mean Streets, The Great Escape, Unforgiven, Taxi Driver, Shane, Kiss Me Deadly, Out of the Past, Bullitt, Death Wish, True Romance, Once Upon a Time in the West, Hard Times. All I do is watch movies, I'm not going to list all of them.

Television:

Man VS Wild, Dirty Jobs, ST TNG.

Books:

http://www.barrelhouselogic.com/home.html

Heroes:

This is my healthy man crush.

My Blog

Got me a ________

Woo Blogging.  Or Blo'g'ing?  I'm not sure.  Either way it sounds like an extreme sport.  Thought I'd put a new one up here, since it's been a while.  For those of you who I ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST

I bring the suck.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Ryan P. Barth.   Which makes my initials, RPB.  I've always thought it sounded like a tasty sandwich. Birthday:7/13/81Birthplace:St. Francis Hosp...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST

Cool Jerk

Yesterday Big Whiskey practiced for the first time in three months. Wasnt bad, little rusty, but better than I expected. So hopefully ::knock on wood:: well be able to start playing again sometime in ...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:59:00 PST

X mas

I have a light saber.  What do you think about that?  Huh?
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 07:46:00 PST

No, it couldn't be.

I don't think a pinch is going to work.  You better punch me in the face.  Just to be sure. 
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:53:00 PST

Mickey McBeardster

Dear diary, Today we did it. Trimmed the sideburns to fade into glory. A beard. Four days worth of stubble, I can no longer deny my ultimate goal. Ive decided to name him "Mickey". "Mickey the beard...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 07:42:00 PST

I decided to watch "The Deer Hunter" This morning.

And boy was that intense.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 08:41:00 PST

To all my enemies.

Hopefully, you will all catch fire someday, or turn into a bag of 'Fritos'. If you're thinking, "Dear god, does he mean me?", well.. I probably do.
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:55:00 PST

For you, Dave. Fag.

C Bronson 74: If an alien used a jedi as it's host, would the alien the stronger? Zombie Terror 3: what do you mean like a parasite C Bronson 74: alien, chest busters, face huggers, you know. Zomb...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Battle of the century \DIE HARD QUIZ

JOHN MC CLAIN VS. INDIANA JONES BATTLE OF THE BADDASSES I'm sorry, but I go with McClain all the way on this one. Comparing Indiana Jones to John McClain is like trying to draw a comparison bet...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST