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Brett

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About Me

"I'm not a hunter, but I am told that, in places like in the Arctic, where indiginous people sometimes might hunt a wolf, they'll take a double edged blade, and they'll put blood on the blade, and they'll melt the ice and stick the handle in the ice, so that only the blade is protruding, and that a wolf will smell the blood and wants to eat, and it will come and lick the blade trying to eat, and what happens is when the wolf licks the blade, of course, he cuts his tongue, and he bleeds, and he thinks he's really having a good thing, and he drinks and he licks and he licks, and of course he is drinking his own blood and he kills himself." I hear that.

My Interests

Music:

See below. I also love it when Jean-Pierre Glen Roget Lacrampe plays the guitar part to "Talk Dirty to Me" and I do my best to sing along.

Movies:

Netflix is awesome. Here's my catchphrase: "Put it on your queue!" It can be applied to any situation. But good thing I don't live with JP. We would probably have to rent a bunch of movies with Jessica Biel, and I'm guessing we would never return that movie "Slackers" (not the old crappy one, but the newer crappy one with Jason Schwartzman).

Television:

Do you ever watch tv shows from the 50's? I feel bad for my parents. TV was so crappy back in the day. There's obviously still a lot of crap on there now, only now there're 15,000 channels instead of three, so odds are something good will be on. I like PBS.

Books:

My new favorite author is an up-and-comer: JP Lacrampe! He wrote some story about a guy sneaking out of a bar's bathroom window, it was wicked funny. Even though I hear he's workin' on a serious tip right now. We'll see.

Heroes:

Jean-Pierre Glen Roget Lacrampe! Who else? Maybe Terrence Newman. The one who plays for the Cowboys. Not that lesser known one.