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Melrick

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About Me

My mum and dad couldn't decide whether to name me after my dad or grandpa, so they went with both. Dad's name was Melington, grandpa's name was Richard (went by Rick). Pretty smart of them, huh? I only have slightly above ugly looks, but chicks dig me anyway (just check the pics!). I've got a twisted and vulgar sense of humor, therefore, I start out in the gutter and then work my way out. Approximately 90% of my humor is gay, penis or semen based. I don't care who you are, but jokes about dicks are funny. Yeah, I play drums, so you'll see lots of music shit on here. Rock on.

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Pink, the singer.

I just stumbled upon Pink's new video and felt compelled to write this. Pink, we get it. You're edgy and you've got "attitude". You're also fucking obnoxious. The only thing you need to prove to us at...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Nerf’s Checkered Past

I'm hoping to get some new video posted soon, but for now, I hope you enjoy some dumb-ass reading material. The following is a brief history of the Nerf Toy Company. I'm sure most of you remember Nerf...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:50:00 GMT

Some bands that suck and why

This post will be a work in progress, so if you like it, check for updates. There's just too much crap out there to write it all at once. Now, I'm a drummer with average skills and music is an enormou...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:02:00 GMT

The Worst Songs Ever Written

Just like the "Bands that suck and why" post, this will also be added to on a regular basis. As the title of the post mentions, these are some of the worst songs ever written (in no particular order)....
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:36:00 GMT

The Love/Cum Game

This is a game I invented that lots of fun to play when drinking with a bunch of fuckers. Its also great to play at parties, the company picnic, dinner with the inlaws and first dates.RULES:1. Think o...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:28:00 GMT

New material & youtube links. Love it, bitches.

Fuckers:Hope you enjoy the latest footage. More will be on the way, I'll keep you posted. As always, I love hearing ANY feedback. None of it can be worse than the way Kenny smells (the Chuckle Dump's ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:53:00 GMT