LongTimeÂ® or OneTimeâ„¢

About Me

I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout I think John Deere clothing is stupid, especially if its pink. If I hear cowboy/cowgirl up one more time, I may go postal. But, I do like my bling!Can you throw a loop? I like to rope, barrel race, anything with horses. What's your number?I like exclamation points. I don't like Arby's. I like to laugh, at least I think I'm funny. That's good enough for me! Ignorant people piss me off. I refuse to contribute to the local economy of Jasper, Texas. Oh, and spell check was invented for a reason. Use it! I have fun whatever I do, sober or not. I have learned to appreciate taxi cab drivers. I even have them on speed dial...I also like to have them drive me around town looking for A-1 sauce with tabasco....MUST have the tabasco!!!Last and certainly not least, I want all my friends to have a sharp mind, so answer this riddle: You are on a horse. To your right is a steep drop off. To your left is an elephant traveling at the same rate as you and your horse. In front of you there is a galloping kangaroo. Behind you is a lion that cannot overtake you, your horse, or the kangaroo. How do you escape this highly dangerous situation? You get your drunk ass off the merry go round! DUH!

My Interests

Roping! Not getting home until 4 in the morning from a ropin....I love that feeling, wiped out, sore, and then finally getting the horses unloaded and hitting the hay! That feeling of accomplishment can't be matched! Sifl & Ollie! Maybe a few other things too.... chicken flavored air conditioning, scare hookers, if you don't get what I mean, dont even try!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
What breed of horse are you? Find out!

I'd like to meet:

People with a lot of money that will support me and all my habits
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Music:

My music taste is crazy....all over the board....Audioslave, TOOL, Rage, South Park Mexicans, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Kevin Fowler, Jason Boland...I love house 2...

Movies:

Team America (totally hilarious!), Horse Whisperer, roping instructional videos (immerse yourself and you will get better at right?!?!), Dumb & Dumber, Black Sheep..ok ANYTHING with Chris Farley!
- Get Your Own

Television:

Do what?

Books:

What kind of books am I interested in? YOUR CHECKBOOK! Oh and Laurie Notaro.

Heroes:

The cast from Team America: World Police!

My Blog

Everything happens for a reason...

Everything Happens for a Reason... Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there...to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out...
Posted by Longtime® on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Chuck Norris

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of ...
Posted by Longtime® on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

Ropin Quiz

Roping FansBest HeadersJake Barnes or Speed WilliamsJakeClay Tryan or Travis TryanClayTee Woolman or Wade WheatleyTeeSteve Purcella or Matt TylerCheeseBest HeelersClay O'Brien Cooper or Allan BachClay...
Posted by Longtime® on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

MySpace-Aholics

How to Defeat a MySpace Addiction Do you find yourself checking MySpace several hundred times a day? Do you neglect the other important things in life? How many bulletins did you post in the last hour...
Posted by Longtime® on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:20:00 PST

Hot Roper + Me = An Adventure!!

It all started out at your average night at a tour stop rodeo. We put the horses away and went to close up the beer garden. We left the beer garden to head on over to the VIP Tent to score...
Posted by Longtime® on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

Chinese Sick Leave.

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." &n...
Posted by Longtime® on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST

Vegas Churches (Y'all might need them in December)

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS (in Vegas). NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES ...
Posted by Longtime® on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST