alphabetically speaking:
aphorisms.
baking.
beer.
being me.
belly butterlies.
big (and small) words.
bulging biceps.
cheesesteaks.
color.
confidence.
coordinating.
crabbing.
dancing.
deep-sea fishing.
denim.
dive bars.
espousing huge generalizations based on astrological signs.
extended eye contact.
fearlessness.
film.
flirting.
getting in touch with my feminine side.
good game(s).
Halloween.
happy accidents.
high heels.
integrity.
intensity.
Italian clothing.
learning.
lifting until it hurts.
making out.
modernism.
modjeskas.
momming.
my blue guitar.
nouveau traditionalism.
old-school rap.
passion.
protein.
rapier wits.
realness.
runner's highs.
sarcasm.
self-awareness.
silliness.
soldiers.
spectator MMA.
street smarts.
taking pics of my adorable kid.
teaching.
texture.
tomfoolery.
unabashed patriotism.
white tuna sashimi.
working for what you want out of life.
writing.
Sorry boys, but I've necessarily removed myself from the market (or what proved to be the game). Move along.
Overheard
"When irresistible force meets immovable object, there's an indescribable collision."-anon
"You're like a Bond girl insomuch as (sic) you are beautiful, but still possess the innate ability to fuck up the day of anyone who has the audacity to think they have you figured out."--M.W.
"The surest aid in combating the male's disease of self-contempt is to be loved by a clever woman."--Nietzsche
"You should never punch a snake, right?"--Scarlett
"Out of the ash/ I rise with my red hair/ and I eat men like air."--Sylvia Plath, "Lady Lazarus"
"I would imagine I'll die young...a strange death-- like getting hit by a flatbed truck, full of trucks, carrying matchbox trucks."--me
"The mad author of anguish. My language, polluted....I'm not watered down, so I'm dying of thirst."--Onyx, Slam
"And some chicks are just too hard to wife."-- MF Doom
"Grabbing Life by its collar, staring it in its ugly face and tongue-kissing it." --me
"I'm not who you think I am. I'm not good or real. I'm evil and imaginary."--Karen, Will and Grace
"For when a boy writes off the world it's done with sloppy misspelled words, if a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive." --Sage Francis
"To get the lioness to eat from your palm, you must first be willing to put your hand in the cage."--me
Intacto, Junebug, Ten Items or Less, City of God, Babel, The Princess and the Warrior, Lost in Translation, Amores Perros, All about my Mother, Magnolia, All the Real Girls, The Princess Bride, Little Miss Sunshine, The Squid and the Whale, Palindrome, I Heart Huckabees, Red, Blue, White, The Last Kiss, Barbarella, The English Patient, The Big Lebowski, and the ending to Broken Flowers, of course.
is pretty much never on.
make for great coasters and poster art.
People who want more out of life. And who aren't afraid to chase it. Even if it runs hella faster than they do.
Meh Specs
Status:
Symbol.
Here for:
Same reasons you are-- being an exhibitionist, reconnecting with friends you normally wouldn't, and the occasional smug satisfaction as karma works her steeze.
Orientation:
Missed it, but last time I checked straight as a ruler.
Hometown:
Just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world.
Body Type:
67.6" of pure, unadulterated fluffernutter despite hours in the gym.
Ethnicity:
Ever see Slim Goodbody? I suspect he cuckolded my father..
Sign:
Cosine.
Progeny:
One, but I could always use a spare.
Education:
I've got mad street cred.
Occupation:
Ninja, Libertine, Raconteuse, English Professor, Web Designer. In that order.
Income:
I'm such a Hustla, I should be published by Larry Flint.