About Me
IT'S ME PEOPLE !! " GREG " " THE MECHANIC " DOING WHAT I DO BEST !! BEING THE MECHANIC . WORKING HARD ALL DAY AND HALF THE NIGHT .FIXING , TAKING THINGS APART " FUCKING " THEM UP AND TRYING TO PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN . BEING A BOSS MAN , STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN PEOPLES ASSES WHEN SHIT AINT GETTING DONE , TELLING 'EM TO " GET TO WORK " "CRACK THAT WHIP " WORDS BY " DEVO "YOU NEED SOME GOOD MUSIC ON THE RADIO WHEN WORKING IN MY SHOP . SOME 80'S METAL , CLASSIC ROCK , AND THE OLDIES 98 FM WITH ELVIS AND FRIENDS EVERY SUNDAY !! NO RAP UNLESS ITS OLD SCHOOL SHIT !! AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYONE TRYING TO SING ALONG WITH THE SONG ! THIS IS NO AMERICAN IDOL TRYOUTS . THIS IS WHERE YOU GET DOWN AND DIRTY YOU FUCKING " GREASE MONKEY " TURNING WRENCHES , AND USEING THE WORD " FUCK " IN EVERY SENTENCE COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH . THIS IS NO LITTLE SHIT SHOP !! WE WORK ON THE BIG ENGINES , " DIESEL " BUSES AND TRUCKS " OCCASIONALLY " " DETROIT 60 SERIES , CATERPILLAR & CUMMINS POWERED ENGINES " DONT GET IN MY WAY OR STEP ON FEET . YOU JUST MIGHT GET A BUSTED LIP WITH MY 2 1/2 " WRENCH BITCH , AND DONT EVEN ASK TO USE OR BORROW ANY OF MY TOOLS FOOL !! I HAVE OVER $7000 DOLLARS IN TOOLS AND A NICE TOOL CHEST TO MATCH THAT . DONT LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS IN THE BOX , FINGERS WILL BE GETTING BROKEN . I LOVE WHAT I DO !! BEING THE " MECHANIC " I TAKE MY JOB VERY " SERIOUSLY " MY JOB GETS DONE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME , SO THERE IS NO SECOND TIME . THERE ONCE WAS A MAN IVE WORKED WITH !! AN OLDER MAN ABOUT 60 YEARS OLD , HE SAID TO ME , YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS YOU WANT TO BE IN LIFE . HE SAID , IM 60 YEARS OLD NOW , AND WORKED EVERY JOB YOU CAN THINK OF , AND TO THIS DAY , I STILL DONK KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE !!! " HE NEVER GOT TO FIND OUT " REST IN PEACE MR STEVE . HE WAS A GREAT GUY . ITS A GOOD FEELING WHEN SOMETHING HAS A BIG PROBLEM & NOONE ELSE CAN FIX IT , AND YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON IT AND MAKE IT WORK AGAIN . ITS AT THIS POINT WHERE YOU GET YOUR " RESPECT " " YOU THE MAN " I COULDNT SEE MY SELF DOING ANYTHING ELSE . FUCKING PEN PUSHING , ANSWERING THE " FUCKING " PHONES !! I WOULD GET FIRED THE FIRST FUCKING SENTENCE COMES OUT MY MOUTH . BEING THE MECHANIC GIVES YOU THE ABILITY OF BEING A MAN OF ALL TRADES . ITS A GREAT JOB AND GREAT MONEY .
