rectum stretcher |
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with th...
Posted by shannon on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST |
IM NOT RACIST BUT ITS TRUE |
You call me, "redneck", "hillbilly", "slacker", "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK....But when I call you porch monkey, coon, jiggaboo, Kike, sand nigger, rag head, Towelhea...
Posted by shannon on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST |
This Is Funny As Hell |
RAISE IN SALARY I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or...
Posted by shannon on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST |
The Pre-Booty Call Agreement |
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant...
Posted by shannon on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST |
