My name is Joseph I'm a sonofbitchin canuck living on american soil. I've got a german heritage built like a brick house and not a brick out of place. I love my wife she completes me like cream in an oreo...although I put the cream filling in her oreo.
I'm the origional badass your mother told you to stay away from in highschool. The guy your father wanted to shoot just so you wouldn't date him. I have three siblings but I only ever talk or see one brother.
I think my wife eats to many burritos but I probably eat to many good and plenty licorice candies so I think were even. I'm responsible for 31 younglings I teach kindergarden. There is such a high demand for male elementry school teachers it's unreal.
I've done alot of things through life trying to find my fit.I've spent the better part of 20 years studying the ways of various martial arts. 3rd Dan in Tae Kwon Do, 1st Degree Blacks in Shotokan Karate and GoJo ryu. I have various colored underbelts from many different style. My wife is the proud owner of a black belt in kempo karate and trains with me 3 times a week at the Dojang to achieve a black belt in TKD.
I've given up on competitive martial arts I've had my run and my days of thunder are over. I have my share of trophies which I'll probably take the little plaques of then make a super wall plaque hang it up and donate the trophies to an underbudget karate school better then having them sit in the garage.
I've also been a dancer since the age of 4 studying Ballet,Tap,Jaz,Acro,Hip Hop as well as breaking. Most recently I've geared toward ball room dancing about 4 years ago that is how I met my amazing wife stacey.
Name: Joseph Gary Asher Freestyle
Birthdate: June 21/1971
Birthplace: Berlin Germany
Current Location: Nebraska/ Ontario
Eye Color: Grayish Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'4 and half ft
Weight: 184 lbs
Piercings: Ear Ring
Tatoos: Nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: YEP, I'm Married
Overused Phraze: SWEET!
FAVORITES
Food: Itialian
Candy: Sour Patch
Number: 21
Color: Red
Animal: Eagle
Drink: Grape Crush
Alcohol Drink: No Alchie for me
Bagel: Plain
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: LEGS
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: WaterMelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tae
Chocolate or Vanilla Choclate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocie
Kiss or Hug: Both at the same time
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: 11 Pm Schools Nights and Whenever on Weekends. I teach
Most Missed Memory: I don't have missed Memories
Best phyiscal feature: Apparently my BUM, So they say
First Thought Waking Up: Another Day, Another Dollar
Goal for this year: Survive KinderGarten
Best Friends: Fraiser, Blake, Stace, Bud, Crys, JD,Tay
Weakness: Good Food
Fears: Repressed Memories showing thier ugly heads!
Heritage: Jewish and German
Longest relationship: 4 years, The one I'm in
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Enough to forever screw up my liver
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes and I woke up in County Lock-up, with a drag queen as my bunk mate
Ever been beaten up: YES
Ever beaten someone up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: Oh yes and I'm good at it
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YES every chance i get
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long: Medium Long
Height: 5'8
Style: Her Own
Looks or Personality: A fusion of Both
Hot or Cute Both
Drugs and Alcohol: Nope/ And not really
Muscular or Really Skinny: Healthy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Quite a few
What country do you want to Visit: Thailand, Greece, Italy
How do you want to Die: Loved
Been to the Mall Lately: Yesturday
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Get along with your Parents: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Health Freak: Nope
Do you think your Attractive: Can't say I'd date me
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: WENT- Notra fricken DAME
Do you Smoke: NOpe
Do you Drink: NOOOO
Shower Daily: Twice Daily
Been in Love: I am in Love
Do you Sing: YES
Want to get Married: Already did that
Do you want Children: if they come then why not
Have your future kids names planned out: Bridgett, Bub and Biff!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Lost it to my wife on our HoneyMoon, Call me old fashioned but I marry them first
Hate anyone: Not Really no
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