Things I don't like: walking bare foot on wet grass, bugs in my bed, revolving doors, calling the pizza dude, coffee beans in my pant cuffs, swamp donkey, hair balls in the shower, shower curtain molestation, muffintops (not of the food sort), sleeping on rocks/roots while camping.
Things I do like: Pickles and yogurt, track jackets, squeaky cruisers with coaster brakes, sauconys, black beans with tapatio, muffin tops (of the food sort), harbor freight, Jameson and ginger ale, vintage milk white dishes, wine, nature, camp fire smell, rock climbing, watching the dogs play dead in the back yard, really big sunglasses, dalos.
