Red-Blooded |
Red-blooded American. Think about that descriptor for a second. Come on, people: WE'RE RED BLOODED AMERICANS! That means quite a few implications. I'll name two and let you work on the rest over the c...
Posted by Any Isle on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:32:00 PST |
For your wifes b-day you want make sperm firework for her? |
I've been getting some spam lately that's really confusing me. I have absolutely no idea where they got my UCSC email address, but alas, here we are. Yesterday I received the first of two:Your neighbo...
Posted by Any Isle on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST |
Let's Write Letters to Our Bodies! |
I'll start:Dear Skin,Why do you keep growing these weird cysts that can only be removed by surgery? It's not helping either of us. How many times must I cut you until you'll learn?Love,MeDear Lower Ba...
Posted by Any Isle on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Play the Game, Neil |
Let's talk about this phrase, for a moment. I hate this phrase. My dad used to say this to me all the time. The context is important here, though. I remember in my youth when I would get in trouble in...
Posted by Any Isle on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:24:00 PST |
The Difference between a sociology professor and a philosophy professor |
I sent out an email to two professors today whose classes I wanted to crash. The email was identical:Hello professor,Im just wondering if theres any possibility in crashing your Sociology of Law/Exist...
Posted by Any Isle on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:43:00 PST |
Eat My Shit, UCSC |
This campus should just fucking outlaw cars all together. That way it wouldn't give us all the false sense of hope that we can operate our cars on campus and trust the administrators to regulate these...
Posted by Any Isle on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:20:00 PST |
Fat Fundamentalists |
Today I downloaded a very special episode of that terrible Fox show, Trading Spouses. Perhaps you may have seen it: it features two families who switch wives for a week. This weeks episode was brillia...
Posted by Any Isle on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:55:00 PST |
Adam, I understand now |
Adam, my brother: Now I can finally say that I understand your decision to leave college.I'm sitting next to this group of people in a cafe on campus. They comprise the most annoying group of people I...
Posted by Any Isle on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:27:00 PST |
