I live in Chicago with my brother, my imaginary friend Baxter and my pet dragon, Balthazaar. During the week I work in an AIDS clinic helping to subtly do my part to help those in need. I also fight crime (in a mask), cage fight, and arrange illegal cock-fights at smelly Chicago nightclubs- P.S. Chicago, Le Pasage, etc. I used to want to be a fireman but I found that being a lumberjack as well as helping to feed manatees takes up far more of my time than I would have ever thought.In my spare time away from all of that I tour with my favorite bands, All Saints and Destiny's child. I recently graduated from Syracuse University where I majored in English and Political science with a minor in gynocology. I have a strong respect and interest in film (obviously, after working in gyno).Socially, I like to meet as manay people as I can, I love going out to bars and clubs, Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, Cubs and White Sox games, as well as concerts, but nothing beats a good old fashioned street Fighter tournament- that's where I meet a lot of great women (AA meetings are also great).At night I'm a raging drinker who can't say no to a good bottle of whiskey, nor to the woman holding it.But, here's the fact of it all...If you're sitting at your computer reading this then you don't know me. If you know me then this past paragraph would be a joke. You would know who I am and you wouldn't need to read this (unless you need a kick and you're a true E-Honda fan).The purpose of this isn't for you to know me but to know a small piece of me, a tiny portion that I feel comfortable parting with to the general public, along with a bunch of bullshit that I threw in here randomly. So, do whatever you 't want, but if you wanna get to know me then do so, don't assume I can explain it all in a paragraph or two on myspace, how fucked up would that be? (Yes, this last part is an attempt to make fun of those who take myspace and all of its predecessors and successors really seriously and type real profiles and blogs where they express their true feelings about the world and how THEY think it should work. Hah, like we care...Johnny Bravo cares...
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