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KOBANES want house shows!

About Me

A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE THE KOBANES. THEY THINK WERE ARE EITHER RETARDED, PERVERTED, ASSHOLES, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE. WE CAN ASSURE YOU WE ARE ONLY PERVERTED AND RETARDED 2 DAYS A WEEK. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS, BUT IT IS NOT OUR FAULT, AS WE ALL LIVE WITHIN A MILE RADIUS OF A GARBAGE DUMP! THIS GARBAGE DUMP HAS BEEN SEEPING TOXIC WASTE INTO OUR WATER SUPPLY OUR ENTIRE LIVES AND HAVE TURNED US INTO THE TROMA TEAM CRETINS THAT WE ARE!BUT IF YOU SEE US LIVE, YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT THE INSANE AMOUNT OF ENERGY WE PUT INTO OUR SHOWS! BY THE END, WE WILL ALL BE SOAKED IN OUR HOT MAN JUICES, AND MARKY WILL HAVE ALREADY CRIED 3 TIMES DURING THE SET. JASON WILL CONSTANTLY BE POGO-ING, ERIC WILL BE DOWN STROKING FASTER THEN JOHNNY RAMONE, AND EDDIE THE ITALIAN DRUMMER WILL PLAY SO FAST THAT WELL ALL WANNA KILL HIM.SO CUM AND ENJOY CHICAGO LANDS FINEST!9/18 Arriving Tokyo Airport 9/19 Tokyo 9/20 Nagoya 9/21 Off - Moving to Nagoya 9/22 Okayama 9/23 Hiroshima 9/24 Off - Sightseeing Hiroshima 9/25 Off - Moving to Tchiba 9/26 Tchiba 9/27 Tokyo 9/28 Leaveing Tokyo Airport..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/3/2008
Band Website: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THECOBAINS27
Band Members: MARKY : 6 STRING SICKNESS / TRYING TO SING. EDDIE : PERCUSSION. ORECK : GUITAR. JASON : MASTER BASSER
Influences: EARLY 90'S POP PUNK, GG ALLIN, PANSY DIVISION,THE DICKIES,AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL,RAMONES, QUEERS, SCREECHING WEASEL,RIVERDALES, MORAL CRUX, BEATNIK TERMITES, KUNG FU MONKEYS, PARASITES, MR. T EXPERIENCE, PROTEENS, CLETUS, LILLINGTONS, TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET, CHIXDIGGIT!, TEEN IDOLS, MOSRITE GUITARS, GPC GUITARS, OLD CARS, GIRLS, VENTURES, THE PROMS, METHADONES, MOPES, PINK LINCOLNS, THE CRETINS, EGGHEAD, DEMONICS, GROOVIE GHOULIES, HI-FIVES, SMUGGLERS, THE NOBODYS, SLOPPY SECONDS, THE HEADBANGERS, THE ERGS, MANGES, JACKIE PAPERS, CONNIE DUNGS, KLOPECS, PEABODYS, BORIS THE SPRINKLER, GREENDAY, NIRVANA, WHITE ZOMBIE, DARK THRONE, CRYPTOPSY, SACK, THE WALLYS,
Sounds Like: SAME AS INFLUENCES
Record Label: FIXING A HOLE (JAPAN!) AND DUMB RECORDS (JAPAN!)
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

HELP MAKE MARKY FATTER!

http://www.q101.com/inside/tBellRockTheBlock/View.aspx?ID=11 8242
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 15:20:00 GMT

NOW ON INTERPUNK!

http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=30616&
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 10:11:00 GMT

TYPICAL KOBANES FAN

THIS IS THE KIND OF MESSAGES WE GET FROM ASIANS! THANKS SO MUCH TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!!Hello Im one of your fans here in the Philippines, Just want you to know that your music is so cool and great, I thi...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:51:00 GMT

DUMB RECORDS!

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE NOW ON DUMB RECORDS FROM JAPAN. CHECK OUT THE HEADBANGERS. THEY RULE!
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:15:00 GMT

A GREAT REVIEW!

http://musicshebloggedtoronto.blogspot.com/   CHECK IT OUT !
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:25:00 GMT