Don't you hate those people who can write clever and entertaining, witty things on their myspaces? This is a skill I would like to have in general, because I'm sure it would apply to many areas of my life (e.g. my major work for ext 2, which I have PERMANENT writers block for). However the only wit I'm capable of is
(a) hiding nicole's pencil case behind a chair in legal, or pointing to some random page in the textbook and going "look, it's you nicole, it's you!" at which Edwina and I laugh hysterically. No one else finds this at all funny.
(b) telling viv, in a deadly serious voice, that I have terrible news, waiting till she looks very concerned, and then telling her ed phillips from temptation is engaged. Which means he and livinia nixon will never have babies with really really straight white teeth (it was our life ambition to see that happen). Viv is then divided between crying and hysterical laughter, and I'm dying laughing. No one else finds this funny.
(c) wierd little shop of horrors jokes which no one, not even me, finds funny.
(d) my group jokes which go along the lines of:
Q.One man owned a bin factory, the other man owned a box factory. How was this possible?
A. They were priests!
At this stage we all laugh hysterically. No one else finds this even remotley funny. In fact I think half the grade is scared of us :p
The moral of this story is...wait no, that would require funny. And we all know that's an issue here.
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