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I Heart Shark

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I smell a whore! You silly son-of-a-bitch, licking that belly of that dog. You there, putting that red lipstick on and your zip up, black, leather boots. The ones you had you had to kill a cow for. You bitch. Your nothing but a yellow tounged, ass dragging, hella back arching, whore. But I was climbing a tree and there where apples and peaches in it, I thought to myself, "Im going to a millionair, i am in a tree with apples and peaches". So i bought a bracelet made out of pennies and it was nice. When is it safe to place this rock on that box? Some would say, " Eye for an eye." but i think i might be blind. Thank you. Crumrine, Tori its German. My personality cant be matched. I tend to be funny and I am a damn good lover. I was born a hippy. I love music and I like to sing and dance along with it. I feel like a model and I strut along everywhere I go. I was in French for 2 years and I just came out sounding like a whore. My talent is art, my passion is cooking and my love is music.
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Fantasic drink. 3 parts gin. 2 parts OJ. 1 part Soda
You Are 90% Creative
You are an incredibly creative person. For you, there are no bounds or limits to your creativity.
Your next creation could be something very great... Or at least very cool! How Creative Are You?

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I'd like to meet:

Someone, anyone, who can balance out my thoughts or a person who will make me think more about who I would like to meet later on in life. You know what, I would like to meet anyone once.My good friend Mandi once made me cry with this little history lesson. It went like this:Heres a history lesson.. Once apon a time there was a bear named Yogi. Yogi loved picnic baskets and was always getting busted by the rangers cause he ate all of the forests customers food and the ranger was a dick cause he had a badge and the power went to his head so he used all of his repressed assholeness and fucked with the bears that were just being picnic loving bears. Then the show was canceled and we had to watch reruns. the endRIP Joe Barbera

My Blog

Swimming cell phone

I dropped my phone in the toilet, while calling V who was behind me the whole time... Yes you know why. So i will be getting a new phone in a little while and I will be needing everyones phone numbers...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:37:00 GMT

Yes

If it fits, its great.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:05:00 GMT

BIG SISTER

Michelle is the big sister of Myspace. She will read your comments (the ones you send to others along with theirs). She will hack your Myspace account. Its only a matter of time before she shuts me do...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:17:00 GMT

Just

Just give me an out-of-body experience! Let me have a night as some one else with no cares. Weather it be alcohol, pleasure, or drug induced. I want to feel the rush of adrenaline make me sweat, heart...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Quotes

Who do you love? Me or the thought of me? - John Mayer Tori, Tori, look! Its a coffin!.- Shay Can you eat popcorn or can you not eat chicken?- Shay Eww! That sounds like puke!- Me Mom? Whos the strong...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:19:00 GMT

Poetry...

I really don't think you're the smartest person I've ever met, I really don't think you have all of the answers. I don't think you know what I want, I don't think you know what I need. Your not a pro...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:12:00 GMT

just read it

I smell a whore! You silly son-of-a-bitch, licking that belly of that dog. You there, putting that red lipstick on and your zip up, black, leather boots. The ones you had you had to kill a cow for. Yo...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:04:00 GMT