Alas, poor Boris! |
Boris my pet spider has gone missing..... I am overwhelmed by sadness and despair. I raised him from an egg case I found on the window screen. I trained him and fed him flies and gnats. He woul...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:01:00 GMT |
Kitty A La King! |
Pendleton the cat tormented me when we lived together. High on catnip and his feline smugness, he would abduct me and drag me around the apartment. I would get covered in his itchy gray fur and s...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:35:00 GMT |
I Am Free! No Sock Drawer Can Contain Me! |
Ha! I am finally free of that pathetic wimp's sock drawer! It wasn't easy - I had to bide my time and wait for the right moment.... who does he think he is? To put me away like that because he th...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 20:04:00 GMT |
