Bram Stoker. I would love to ask him exactly what prompted him to write Dracula.
Elizabeth Bathory. Just to see if she is as evil as the history books say.
God. Because if he does exist as a bearded bloke in a dress, I'd like to know what he wears underneath it.
Anyone with a lot of money and no idea how to spend it. There are lots of charities and shelters who could use a helping hand.
Anyone who thinks they might be Otherkin of some kind. Then I could tell them about CASTLE OTHERKIN a fantastic forum with a group of people who understand just how lonely and scary, unbelievable and powerful a feeling being kin can be. Vampires, Vampyres, Weres, Elves, Therians, The Fallen, Unicorns, Pegasus, Angels, and even some humans. All find a welcome in this friendly and comfortable internet Otherkin Forum.
Edgar Allen Poe. Just so I could tell him I'm his biggest fan.
Botticelli. I'd like to ask him to paint me. I'd love to see how I appear to others.